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    garyw's Avatar

    More from SRC Polygon

    There isn't any duct tape but VELCRO will work perfectly....
    Posted 04-05-2013 at 10:47 AM by garyw garyw is offline
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    More from SRC Polygon

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    Originally Posted by PhantomCruiser View Comment
    As for car chases, when Loru isn't looking, we've been known to drag race golf carts down the taxiway at CSSC
    I am SO Velcroing a JATO pack to the LRV and lighting that sucker off.


    By the way, where's the duct tape dispenser in the hangars?
    Posted 04-04-2013 at 04:59 AM by MaverickSawyer MaverickSawyer is offline
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    More from SRC Polygon

    Yeah, All Cleveland has to do to get back into Nancy's good graces is to give her that dazzling smile of his.

    As for car chases, when Loru isn't looking, we've been known to drag race golf carts down the taxiway at CSSC
    Posted 04-04-2013 at 04:26 AM by PhantomCruiser PhantomCruiser is offline
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    More from SRC Polygon

    I like that ending! "Oh, by the way..."
    Posted 04-04-2013 at 02:21 AM by Aeadar Aeadar is online now
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    but domestic is required as it allows the character development and sets the stage for the explosions and car chases

    Oh, and there should be a love story too. *nods to self*
    Posted 04-03-2013 at 10:25 AM by garyw garyw is offline
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    More from SRC Polygon

    Not very exciting I'll admit (sort of domestic). But I've got to work on getting Kirby out of Polygon, for a bit to check on some other things. Nancy will be along shortly to vet Maria as a potential girlfriend for Kirby.
    And hopefully soon the space station will be coming together (I need to finish up the scenarios so I can run the missions to get screenshots.
    Posted 04-03-2013 at 09:55 AM by PhantomCruiser PhantomCruiser is offline
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    Meanwhile, back at SRC...


    Go Kirby!

    I was re-reading the Phantom installments and had to laugh when I noticed the Red Stripe reference. I don't drink much but I have had Red Stripe, and it has an interesting flavor.
    I liked their commercials, and noticed one day that they had managed to get their product placed into an episode of Stargate SG1. So I bought a six-pack, didn't really care much for the first one, but by the time I'd got to the last bottle a few days later I'd come to (kinda) like it.
    Guess I know what's on the menu this weekend!


    And an early, Happy Thanksgivng, too!
    Posted 11-16-2012 at 04:13 AM by Aeadar Aeadar is online now
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    Meanwhile, back at SRC...

    Playin' it cool Kirby , great read
    Posted 11-15-2012 at 11:25 PM by ky ky is offline
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    Meanwhile, back at SRC...

    And here we go...

    John L. Kirby had always considered himself a nerdy chemist who’d gotten very, very lucky. Bucking a family Annapolis tradition, he’d forged his own path, and through an extraordinary chain of events found himself at the helm of a multinational corporation. With some networking of old friends and a few informal meetings, he’d broken into the market of commercial space applications. He’d rolled the dice on an ambitious project to set up a manned moon base, and despite a few setbacks, had managed to pull it off.

    It still amazed him that he had the ability to look at a person across a desk and ask them, seriously, if they wanted to go into space (or the moon). After a few years of that, a thought started to grow in Kirby’s mind. It wasn’t enough to send people to space, Kirby wanted to go himself. He knew the path wouldn’t be easy, and it would begin with his physical conditioning.

    He’d been on the treadmill for just over 30 minutes when the woman started up the machine next to him. He had his I-pod playing Pink Floyd’s “Run like Hell” on a constant loop to give him a decent pace and he’d been reciting emergency “bold-face” procedures to help him pass the time. But with all that, he was about ready to call it quits. Until, that is, the woman started up the machine next to him. While she wasn’t exactly a “stark-raving-beauty”, Kirby thought that her mixed-Asian features made her very cute. Given the improved change in scenery, Kirby thought he could tough it out a bit longer.

    Kirby continued his litany of emergency procedures as the sun traversed towards the horizon. Shortly after the woman stopped her treadmill, he decided he’d had enough. As he wiped down the console he noticed the woman gazing out the windows, presumably watching the sunset. He did his best not to ogle at her reflection in the glass, choosing instead to focus on, what was admittedly a nice display put on by Mother Nature outside.

    Suddenly the woman turned towards him. “Are you a pilot”? She asked.

    Startled by her British accent Kirby answered, a bit too quickly “No, But I’m learning things. How’d you know?” OK, don’t say anything stupid he told himself.

    She smiled, “It took me a while, but I recognize bold-face procedures when I hear them. What platform are you working on?”

    She’s got a pretty smile, he thought, “The MAKS” he answered, almost sheepishly. “Well, not MAKS, it doesn’t really have a name yet. MAKS-2, return-of-MAKS, son-of-MAKS. We nicknamed the spacecraft Maxine though, after a comic strip.” Maxine?!? You dufus!
    “I flew a chase plane for that the other day.” she exclaimed, “You are one of the Americans working on that I take it?”

    “Yes, I guess you could say that. Wait that was you? In that old SU?” he asked, “I thought that was a man”. Remember that part about not saying anything stupid? Kirby mentally winced at what he hoped wasn’t perceived as an insult.

    “Yes, that was me” her voice taking a rather serious tone. “In the future I’ll try to fly our rust buckets in a more manly fashion”.

    Aw crap! “No, no, no. That’s not how I meant that.” Come on Kirby, why are you fumbling like this? He chided himself. It’s not like you’ve never spoken to a woman before.

    “It’s those radios; they make everything sound very mechanical”. She laughingly replied “And, while all those SU-27’s might be old, they are lovingly maintained”.

    “I’d love to see them up close. I have a fondness for all those old war birds.” Kirby decided to take the safe route and the two spent the next several minutes in deep conversation regarding everything from maintenance cycles to FOD prevention. Before he’d realized it, they’d made their way outside and he had a standing invitation to tour the aircraft hangar and maintenance groups. She’d given him a scrap of paper with several extension numbers written on it.

    Kirby tried not to pay too much attention to her graceful form receeding into the twilight. Wonder where this might go? he thought to himself as he turned towards his own housing unit.
    Posted 11-15-2012 at 09:09 AM by PhantomCruiser PhantomCruiser is offline
    Updated 11-16-2012 at 01:03 AM by PhantomCruiser
  10. Old Comment
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    Meanwhile, back at SRC...

    Thanks! I'm not sure what Kultch had in mind when he created that spaceport, but I figured it to be an Eastern Bloc version of what we did at Ascension. In my own little "Orbiter World" I thought it made sense.

    I'm working on this same encounter from Kirby's point of view; I figured it was time for him to have a love interest.
    Posted 11-15-2012 at 08:02 AM by PhantomCruiser PhantomCruiser is offline
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    Meanwhile, back at SRC...

    Nice! I liked the brief history of SRC.
    Posted 11-15-2012 at 03:38 AM by Aeadar Aeadar is online now
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    Battleships and me...

    Just a joke.

    When I was visiting, they were doing some renovations to the bridge and various rooms below deck. I don't know if they found some money for that, or what, but from what I could tell she seemed in OK shape. Then again, I don't have much to judge against.

    What I still want to see is one of the Iowa classes. I was a bit disappointed when I did some research prior to visiting the 'Bama. But it's a battleship nonetheless, made for a fun night. Played some capture the flag at night. Hiding in the 16" turret lights seemed to be a great place to wait at.

    About that grease and oil scent, I definitely noticed it, but it wasn't all that bad to me. All in all, I enjoyed that experience a lot.
    Posted 08-19-2012 at 01:16 AM by Eli13 Eli13 is offline
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    Battleships and me...

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    I spent a night on the Alabama, does that make me a battleship sailor now?
    Uhh, no.. Maybe we could say that your an honorary member? But anyway, Roll Tide!

    I've toured the Alabama, it was very different then the Iowa class, but similar enough in places to give me some deja vu. The guns are the same size and caliber, but in places the layout is drastically different (plus she's quite a bit shorter). One thing in particular that sent me time-travelling was that after all these years the Alabama still has that familiar smell of grease and oil. It was faint to me, but my wife said she thought it was pretty strong. She looked OK, but I wish they had more money to take better care of her (referring to the ship here, not the wife, she looks A-OK).

    I want to go see the North Carolina too, all the pictures I've seen tell me that the "Showboat" is well maintained. I'd also like to see the Texas, mainly to see how the design has changed.
    Posted 08-19-2012 at 12:47 AM by PhantomCruiser PhantomCruiser is offline
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    Battleships and me...

    (Following your logic: )
    I spent a night on the Alabama, does that make me a battleship sailor now?

    Just kidding of course, but I plan on going again next year. Fun stuff.

    Enjoyed the naval commentary, PC.
    Posted 08-18-2012 at 11:23 PM by Eli13 Eli13 is offline
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    Battleships and me...

    Well you know, I said the ship, I didnt say anything about the squid berthing
    Posted 08-16-2012 at 04:32 PM by mojoey mojoey is offline
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    Battleships and me...

    I used the term Phantom Cruiser for my car for years (still do actually, I'm on the Mark IX model). It's from an old cartoon Space Ghost. But I'd would have tossed that Glick thing out an airlock as soon as it showed up in the series (same with Bandit on Johnny Quest).
    Posted 08-16-2012 at 02:33 PM by PhantomCruiser PhantomCruiser is offline
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    Battleships and me...

    Why are you Phantom Cruiser and not a Phantom Battleship, btw?
    Posted 08-16-2012 at 12:41 PM by SiberianTiger SiberianTiger is offline
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    Battleships and me...

    The E? Honestly I think I'd been in better dives. The transient berthing they put me in was awful. I elected to spend the night on a roll of bubble wrap in the line shack. As far as carriers go, I think the Kitty Hawk was the best one I've seen.
    Posted 08-16-2012 at 12:30 PM by PhantomCruiser PhantomCruiser is offline
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    Battleships and me...

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    I've been on several other ships (it counts if I spent the night, right?). Those being the Iowa & Wisconsin, Nashville, Deyo (Dayayay-yo), Enterprise, America, Kitty Hawk and the San Jacinto (almost my favorite). Not going to lie, I got around. Before I got married I was Go-Navy!

    Hey hey! Big E FTW!
    Posted 08-16-2012 at 08:03 AM by mojoey mojoey is offline
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    Battleships and me...

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    Originally Posted by Izack View Comment
    Wouldn't "real aliens" have just dropped a solid block the size of that craft at a high fraction of lightspeed? Oh wait, that's just claptrap isn't it.
    As has been said a few times, if you have FTL you don't need weapons. Something slamming into Earth at c will be enough to cause major damage. In this case I just accept that the aliens couldn't/physics won't allow it/THEY JUST DON'T OK!!
    Posted 08-15-2012 at 05:28 PM by garyw garyw is offline

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