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iamwearingpants · 04-23-2012, 12:18 PM

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**Urwumpe** · 04-23-2012, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattBaker

I found it hugely disturbing that Cole Phelps (main character in L.A. Noire, so California '47) yells at a jewish murder that he is going to the gas chamber.
I always asked myself if that is a german thing, like being afraid of talking about these times...

Murderer... and AFAIR, gas chambers had been used in California for executions already in '47.

mojoey · 04-23-2012, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhantomCruiser

One hour from now my wonderful daughter will be "Officially" eighteen years old. My how the time flies.

Quick! For sentimentality have another kid and do it over again!

---------- Post added at 05:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:30 AM ----------

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urwumpe

Murderer... and AFAIR, gas chambers had been used in California for executions already in '47.

It's more lethal injections nowadays than the Gas Chamber, which up until I was five, I always thought was a room in prision they'd send the convicts to fart...i was an odd child

**Urwumpe** · 04-23-2012, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojoey

It's more lethal injections nowadays than the Gas Chamber, which up until I was five, I always thought was a room in prision they'd send the convicts to fart...i was an odd child

Forgetting to switch on the indoor ventilation in a small rest room after a large portion of good Chili, and your concept is not that odd. But such cruel forms of execution are luckily forbidden now.

Mattyv · 04-23-2012, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urwumpe

Forgetting to switch on the indoor ventilation in a small rest room after a large portion of good Chili, and your concept is not that odd.

Something like that actually happened, although it was with cows.

**PhantomCruiser** · 04-23-2012, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojoey

Quick! For sentimentality have another kid and do it over again!

I'm willing, but the wife doesn't want to be 60 when the next kid graduates from high school.

So I said, "Why not let's adopt an 8 year old?"

I got a blank stare in return. The kid wasn't thrilled either, that would mean resource sharing in the form of someone else getting the benefit of mom and dad's paycheck.

All kidding aside, we'd all be thrilled with another one, but wife isn't capable any more due to some internal plumbing problems. But there is an adorable red-headed baby who we'd love to separate from here meth addicted parents...

mojoey · 04-23-2012, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhantomCruiser

But there is an adorable red-headed baby who we'd love to separate from here meth addicted parents...

The proper authorities haven't done anything?

TMac3000 · 04-23-2012, 01:05 PM

Quote:

I always thought was a room in prision they'd send the convicts to fart

If they gave them enough Taco Bell it could kill someone...

**Urwumpe** · 04-23-2012, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhantomCruiser

I'm willing, but the wife doesn't want to be 60 when the next kid graduates from high school.

Why? 60 is the new 40.

But yeah, children and software are really the only things that grow faster than you can perceive.

**Donamy** · 04-23-2012, 01:33 PM

Your daughter will have one soom enough, then you get to babysit.

**PhantomCruiser** · 04-23-2012, 02:02 PM

60 is the new 40! That's what I told the wife. The look I got in return was priceless. Any married man has seen and would recognize that same look. It's something that all females learn once a ring goes on that finger...

In an odd way, I'm not in any hurry for grandchildren. I mean I do want them, but the difference is that it wouldn't be my child, it's someone else's. I'm still going to be a proud grandparent, but I think there will one element removed (if that makes any sense).

And yes, the parents of the red-head have been involved with police before. I think they are on the cusp of losing custody. The dad is a loser redneck (opposed to a hard-working redneck, this guy works hard to worsen the stereotype), and the mom is... I can't type out those words, even if we were in the basement... With these two my thoughts go along the lines of "Can no one rid me of this meddlesome couple?". If wife and I were to somehow get the baby (her name is Jessica BTW), I'd want to ensure that there would be no possible way that they could ever regain custody. The law is tough on this one. Rest assured that the police and child services are keeping an eye on them. I just hope it's enough.

mojoey · 04-23-2012, 02:06 PM

Grandchildren are awesome because you can load them up with a pack of skittles, and 1/2 liter of soda, and then send them home.

Scruce · 04-23-2012, 02:32 PM

TMac3000 · 04-23-2012, 02:42 PM

Quote:

It's something that all females learn once a ring goes on that finger...

They learn it a lot earlier than that...like about 9 months after you put the ring on your wife's finger

jedidia · 04-23-2012, 03:22 PM

Quote:

but wife isn't capable any more due to some internal plumbing problems.

If your wife ever gets around to reading what you post on this forum, you'll be sooooo deep in trouble!

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04-23-2012, 12:18 PM	#6661
iamwearingpants Just an Earth-bound misfit, I	For all retards: think safer! hidden message somewhere

04-23-2012, 12:25 PM	#6662
Urwumpe Donator	Quote: Originally Posted by MattBaker I found it hugely disturbing that Cole Phelps (main character in L.A. Noire, so California '47) yells at a jewish murder that he is going to the gas chamber. I always asked myself if that is a german thing, like being afraid of talking about these times... Murderer... and AFAIR, gas chambers had been used in California for executions already in '47.

04-23-2012, 12:32 PM	#6663
mojoey Prospective Crash Test Dummy	Quote: Originally Posted by PhantomCruiser One hour from now my wonderful daughter will be "Officially" eighteen years old. My how the time flies. Quick! For sentimentality have another kid and do it over again! ---------- Post added at 05:32 AM ---------- Previous post was at 05:30 AM ---------- Quote: Originally Posted by Urwumpe Murderer... and AFAIR, gas chambers had been used in California for executions already in '47. It's more lethal injections nowadays than the Gas Chamber, which up until I was five, I always thought was a room in prision they'd send the convicts to fart...i was an odd child

04-23-2012, 12:37 PM	#6664
Urwumpe Donator	Quote: Originally Posted by mojoey It's more lethal injections nowadays than the Gas Chamber, which up until I was five, I always thought was a room in prision they'd send the convicts to fart...i was an odd child Forgetting to switch on the indoor ventilation in a small rest room after a large portion of good Chili, and your concept is not that odd. But such cruel forms of execution are luckily forbidden now.

04-23-2012, 12:41 PM	#6665
Mattyv Rocket Scientist in Training	Quote: Originally Posted by Urwumpe Forgetting to switch on the indoor ventilation in a small rest room after a large portion of good Chili, and your concept is not that odd. Something like that actually happened, although it was with cows.

04-23-2012, 12:51 PM	#6666
PhantomCruiser Wanderer	Quote: Originally Posted by mojoey Quick! For sentimentality have another kid and do it over again! I'm willing, but the wife doesn't want to be 60 when the next kid graduates from high school. So I said, "Why not let's adopt an 8 year old?" I got a blank stare in return. The kid wasn't thrilled either, that would mean resource sharing in the form of someone else getting the benefit of mom and dad's paycheck. All kidding aside, we'd all be thrilled with another one, but wife isn't capable any more due to some internal plumbing problems. But there is an adorable red-headed baby who we'd love to separate from here meth addicted parents...

04-23-2012, 12:53 PM	#6667
mojoey Prospective Crash Test Dummy	Quote: Originally Posted by PhantomCruiser But there is an adorable red-headed baby who we'd love to separate from here meth addicted parents... The proper authorities haven't done anything?

04-23-2012, 01:05 PM	#6668
TMac3000 CEO and Founder: Real Time Inc	Quote: I always thought was a room in prision they'd send the convicts to fart If they gave them enough Taco Bell it could kill someone...

04-23-2012, 01:12 PM	#6669
Urwumpe Donator	Quote: Originally Posted by PhantomCruiser I'm willing, but the wife doesn't want to be 60 when the next kid graduates from high school. Why? 60 is the new 40. But yeah, children and software are really the only things that grow faster than you can perceive.

04-23-2012, 01:33 PM	#6670
Donamy Beta Tester	Your daughter will have one soom enough, then you get to babysit.

04-23-2012, 02:02 PM	#6671
PhantomCruiser Wanderer	60 is the new 40! That's what I told the wife. The look I got in return was priceless. Any married man has seen and would recognize that same look. It's something that all females learn once a ring goes on that finger... In an odd way, I'm not in any hurry for grandchildren. I mean I do want them, but the difference is that it wouldn't be my child, it's someone else's. I'm still going to be a proud grandparent, but I think there will one element removed (if that makes any sense). And yes, the parents of the red-head have been involved with police before. I think they are on the cusp of losing custody. The dad is a loser redneck (opposed to a hard-working redneck, this guy works hard to worsen the stereotype), and the mom is... I can't type out those words, even if we were in the basement... With these two my thoughts go along the lines of "Can no one rid me of this meddlesome couple?". If wife and I were to somehow get the baby (her name is Jessica BTW), I'd want to ensure that there would be no possible way that they could ever regain custody. The law is tough on this one. Rest assured that the police and child services are keeping an eye on them. I just hope it's enough.

04-23-2012, 02:06 PM	#6672
mojoey Prospective Crash Test Dummy	Grandchildren are awesome because you can load them up with a pack of skittles, and 1/2 liter of soda, and then send them home.

04-23-2012, 02:42 PM	#6674
TMac3000 CEO and Founder: Real Time Inc	Quote: It's something that all females learn once a ring goes on that finger... They learn it a lot earlier than that...like about 9 months after you put the ring on your wife's finger

04-23-2012, 03:22 PM	#6675
jedidia shoemaker without legs	Quote: but wife isn't capable any more due to some internal plumbing problems. If your wife ever gets around to reading what you post on this forum, you'll be sooooo deep in trouble!