Humor Eurovision Song Contest 2022

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I just "prepared" myself a bit by watching some entries...nice mix this year!
Norways entry "Give That Wolf A Banana" by Subwoolfer made me grin for quite a while - good to be prepared, so I don't spill by beverage at the show :)
 

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The UK entry is good (and space themed) but I didn't like the voice during the rehearsals...

I'm a rock / metal guy, and it's good to see some harder songs this year. It will be entertaining (y)
There's an odd performance from Servia involving washing hands :ROFLMAO: , and San Marino has a guy in underwear :ROFLMAO:
ESC never disapoints!
 

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It has a tradition to uphold, though it has become increasingly daft over the years. Beyond parody now.
 

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No, since Russia won't be participating. But I wouldn't exclude some video with Timati wailing some patriotic stuff through the tunnels while the mad midget is using the hatch as a toilet and they all pretend it's chocolate.

I remember back in 2006 when Lordi won. I was very metal-oriented and in high-school . But ,even so, it was so cringy that I was embarassed ?. Colleagues were like ' hey, did you see who won?' but I wanted none of it ?

Edit: I have to say this, although it's off-topic, but I find it fascinating just to be able to have this conversation. I have a bit of knowledge of how stuff works there, and just on the off chance that you may be misguided or there may be something entirely different behind your posts, I won't get irritated by your posts but instead try to help. But I also feel a moral obligation to tell you that, depending on your eligibility and background , you may want to look for possible destinations. I mean, c'mon dude... we all know western Russia escaped most of the recruiting because of course, but from 100 miles away from Belgorod and Kharkiv, I find it quite impossible that you, of all people, haven't noticed some things. So, just like I warned my conspiracist friends not to take Covid lightly, I have to do this too, but politely. If this continues, there is no way it will be fine there. Between the sanction and the very real problem of a few tens of thousands of the active workforce are planting sunflower seeds down south, there's no way the economy will manage. And don't fall into the trap of thinking that the pro people will be spared, quite the contrary. The only ones who truly escape are those who get away or are able to bribe/cheat the system well enough. And even those are mostly living with a sword over their heads. Rant over
 
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next Eurovision will be held in the underground of Azovstal? ??️?
The Soviet-era bunkers under Azovstal would be a cool place for a festival once the neighbouring country stops the abominable destruction of civil and industrial facilities.
 

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The Soviet-era bunkers under Azovstal would be a cool place for a festival once the neighbouring country stops the abominable destruction of civil and industrial facilities.

And human lifes. Young lives. Old lives. All for Putin and a cheap turkish washing maschine.

well, soon we gonna party like its 2007.

 

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Well, back then , Apocalyptica got to play. I don't even know if they still exist as a band. It's still in the playlist, but along with a lot of synthwave. ?

Of course, they are still around, released a new single this year....
 

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Don't provoke them, they might compete using the national hymn ?
 
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And, before the internet fluctuates again at my place, they should also consider this traditional song. Really good stuff, given the situation.?
 

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it's hard to keep track of the change of psychopaths and outright morons in your capitols for this there is a thirty-meter negotiating table


Instead of just assuming, that all the world outside Russia is all wrong and flawed, what about the small change in perspective, that maybe your mental image of the world is inadequate?
 
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