I do not know if this question was really asked at a French university at Nanterre, but the story goes that this bonus question was asked in a Chemistry final exam:
Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
Almost all student answered by going along with Boyle's law. All but one, which explained his reasoning in the following manner:
First, we need to consider how Hell's mass varies over time. We need to know at what rate new souls go in and out of Hell. I think we can assume without risk of error that once a soul enters Hell, it stays in Hell. Therefore, no souls get out.
As far as the intake rate of souls in Hell goes, we need to look at the mechanisms of entry into what is considered Hell in the various religious beliefs. Most religions imply that if you are not a believer of that religion's specific God, you are Hell-bound. Since more than one religion incorporates that belief, and due to the fact that most people do not adhere to more than one religion at a time, we can project that every single soul goes to Hell over time.
Now, let's look at Hell's rate of change of volume, because Boyle's law states "for constant temperature and pressure, volume must increase proportionally" with each soul's arrival. Therefore, two possibilities arise:
1) If Hell increases in volume slower than it's soul intake, it's temperature and pressure will increase until it reaches a critical point, ultimately Plank's limit being the absolute maximum value in this Universe, which could result in a Satanist event of cosmological proportions;
2) If Hell increases in volume faster than it's soul intake, therefore it's temperature will decrease until Hell freezes over;
Which outcome is valid?
If we accept as a valid constraint the fact that my classmate Jessica has said during our freshman year that "Hell will freeze over before I have sex with you" and taking into account the numerous times we did it last night, this affirmation is now true. Hence, I am now certain that Hell has frozen over and is now in an exothermic state.
The corollary of this statement is that since Hell is now frozen over, it is now in a state in which it can no longer accept anymore souls. Hence, it has ceased to exist in the state of enormous pressure and temperature which characterizes it's accepted description. Therefore, only Paradise in the Heavens now remains, therefore proving God's ultimate victory over Satan and explaining why, last night, Jessica couldn't stop herself shouting "Ohhhh... my God!!!!"
The student got an A+. :thumbup:
Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?
Almost all student answered by going along with Boyle's law. All but one, which explained his reasoning in the following manner:
First, we need to consider how Hell's mass varies over time. We need to know at what rate new souls go in and out of Hell. I think we can assume without risk of error that once a soul enters Hell, it stays in Hell. Therefore, no souls get out.
As far as the intake rate of souls in Hell goes, we need to look at the mechanisms of entry into what is considered Hell in the various religious beliefs. Most religions imply that if you are not a believer of that religion's specific God, you are Hell-bound. Since more than one religion incorporates that belief, and due to the fact that most people do not adhere to more than one religion at a time, we can project that every single soul goes to Hell over time.
Now, let's look at Hell's rate of change of volume, because Boyle's law states "for constant temperature and pressure, volume must increase proportionally" with each soul's arrival. Therefore, two possibilities arise:
1) If Hell increases in volume slower than it's soul intake, it's temperature and pressure will increase until it reaches a critical point, ultimately Plank's limit being the absolute maximum value in this Universe, which could result in a Satanist event of cosmological proportions;
2) If Hell increases in volume faster than it's soul intake, therefore it's temperature will decrease until Hell freezes over;
Which outcome is valid?
If we accept as a valid constraint the fact that my classmate Jessica has said during our freshman year that "Hell will freeze over before I have sex with you" and taking into account the numerous times we did it last night, this affirmation is now true. Hence, I am now certain that Hell has frozen over and is now in an exothermic state.
The corollary of this statement is that since Hell is now frozen over, it is now in a state in which it can no longer accept anymore souls. Hence, it has ceased to exist in the state of enormous pressure and temperature which characterizes it's accepted description. Therefore, only Paradise in the Heavens now remains, therefore proving God's ultimate victory over Satan and explaining why, last night, Jessica couldn't stop herself shouting "Ohhhh... my God!!!!"
The student got an A+. :thumbup: