ar81
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New feature added to the "to do's" list:
-Planet killer asteroid bureaucracy:
Feel the powerlessness of knowing that a giant planet killer asteroid that would have passed in 2029 comes sooner in 2012 to please those who believe in the urban legend of the apocaliptic end of the world, based on the agricultural Mayan calendar designed to forecast crops, and watch world politicians doing nothing to stop it, because they are so worried about oil, stocks and political intrigues, that they let us die.
Feel the taste of frustration, before the bureaucracy that underfunds your planet killer interceptor that would have saved humanity from certain doom.
Press F1 and watch the unfinished pieces of your planet killer being transported to a museum, away from VAB, right before the asteroid impact.
The new addon will come with printable PDF sheet with 3D glasses (no colored plastic lens included), so you can see the impact fireball coming out of your monitor, and then be splashed by the countless tsunamis. It also can be connected to your force feedback chair in your cockpit simpit, so you can feel the earthquakes, as the addon connects itself to the nearest tectonic plate to cause a real Earthquake anywhere on the Earth.
It comes with a light tunnel and heaven extras, including Mozart music at the entrance of heaven, a St. Peter's bureaucracy simulation at the admission post, right in front of heaven doors.
This addon also will add bureaucracy extra, that acts upon your dish washer, your TV remote control and refrigerator, so you are unable to operate any hardware at home.
---------- Post added at 22:22 ---------- Previous post was at 22:17 ----------
I might take it, as soon as I get to code to solve the problem of random numbers turning into 1E+99 because of a bureaucratic math processor overflow error.
-Planet killer asteroid bureaucracy:
Feel the powerlessness of knowing that a giant planet killer asteroid that would have passed in 2029 comes sooner in 2012 to please those who believe in the urban legend of the apocaliptic end of the world, based on the agricultural Mayan calendar designed to forecast crops, and watch world politicians doing nothing to stop it, because they are so worried about oil, stocks and political intrigues, that they let us die.
Feel the taste of frustration, before the bureaucracy that underfunds your planet killer interceptor that would have saved humanity from certain doom.
Press F1 and watch the unfinished pieces of your planet killer being transported to a museum, away from VAB, right before the asteroid impact.
The new addon will come with printable PDF sheet with 3D glasses (no colored plastic lens included), so you can see the impact fireball coming out of your monitor, and then be splashed by the countless tsunamis. It also can be connected to your force feedback chair in your cockpit simpit, so you can feel the earthquakes, as the addon connects itself to the nearest tectonic plate to cause a real Earthquake anywhere on the Earth.
It comes with a light tunnel and heaven extras, including Mozart music at the entrance of heaven, a St. Peter's bureaucracy simulation at the admission post, right in front of heaven doors.
This addon also will add bureaucracy extra, that acts upon your dish washer, your TV remote control and refrigerator, so you are unable to operate any hardware at home.
---------- Post added at 22:22 ---------- Previous post was at 22:17 ----------
I might take it, as soon as I get to code to solve the problem of random numbers turning into 1E+99 because of a bureaucratic math processor overflow error.
