Random Sentence Generator

[iamwearingpants]

I just remembered this awesome site:
http://www.watchout4snakes.com/CreativityTools/RandomSentence/RandomSentence.aspx

It's a random sentence gen, random paragraph gen, and a random word gen.

This thing is hilarious! :rofl:

The hacking seed safeguards the sentimental fuller.

The mint anger rocks without my distressing analogy.

When can my victim hurt within the trying news?

A leadership manufactures his acceptance. The pedantry clips Brandon. Joy
stops opposite Brandon. The hobby decays throughout Joy.
The enlightened halves Joy into the noble.

The goal blacks an admitted arithmetic across the bathroom.
Roger spits behind the moral love. Roger jackets Robert outside the naive hell.
Above Robert offends the surrounded ruler. Robert invalidates the wary pace beneath a key sound.

 

[ProAuroraX]

Why won't the risen faucet soap the unworkable swamp? LOL

 

[jedimaster1214]

WIN!!!--->

Space defects behind a tune. How does an interfering subway swim beneath Discovery? Past Space acts Discovery. How will Discovery tear the skin belt? Should a scroll orbit against Space? Throughout the sleeping drill bores the unfamiliar tune.

Space digests Discovery.

Bace compresses whatever illogical hindsight. Shuttle Endeavor responds inside the domestic railway. Bace allies Shuttle Endeavor across the jest. Shuttle Endeavor cheeks a frivolous divine past the angel. An ax arrives below bace. Shuttle Endeavor fails above a pipeline.

Tranquillity Bace beckons Eagle.

 

[Unstung]

"The culprit trips?"

I sure hope the culprit is having a good time while it lasts.

 

[communist]

When can Fart succeed without a photo? The answer congratulates Communist China below the nearby news. The mouse butters the extremist above a dishonest crunch. Fart sweeps against the morning editor. Communist China learns Fart.

lol

 

[Spacethingy]

The upstairs sockets a mathematician without the premium query.

Yup, I can agree with that.

 

[iamwearingpants]

Why can't a helmet boil next to Space?
Beside Pants ascends a complete blood.
How does the vain flood respond?
A freed politician warehouses Space. Past Space leaps Pants.

Io enforces a nature.
Will Io zoom past Jupiter?
The contest shies away beneath Io.
Jupiter founds my instrumental gibberish opposite an officer.
Io brushes Jupiter into the bible.

Jake1 writes about Airbace.
Jake1 wets each uneasy ecology into the seventh hindsight.
Airbace consults Jake1 over a handled reactionary.
When can Jake1 jump around Airbace? Airbace weighs the unseen misery 
under a literary gas.

Steve waits opposite Creeper.
Whatever raising center lodges Creeper behind a verbose thrust.
Steve chambers Creeper in the cooling zero.
Into a regular reactor sickens a described borderline.
A blurb transmits Creeper next to his matched poem.

 

[Codz]

We should go into the fortune cookie buisness with this.:lol:

 

[OrbiterSpore]

The vote obtains the satisfactory dragon.

Which one? Mine?
:edit: :

This ingredient rockets against the calculus.

:rofl:

 

[streb2001]

How about the Jon Anderson Yes lyrics "big" generator?

http://www.eilands.com/vjon/

Meaning through
Dedicated to all good people, from the heart.

Dreaming between certain music
Mercury can be cherished
Colin could never be light
Beyond Skelmersdale on joyful catbox
To experience between Egypt
Making to
Stage will be while an island
Wonderful wonderous universe
Lovingly creating catbox
To feel while the world
Asking up
White one
Leaving above
Wonderously she warmly
To offer

:thumbup:

 

[Thunder Chicken]

We should go into the fortune cookie buisness with this.:lol:

There was something like this at www.badcookie.com, but it apparently is dead.

 

[ky]

The proof unlocks any inevitable expressway without a trash. :lol:

 

[Keatah]

Wet towels keyboarding fantasic crime spaghetti le'numerical..
And in the ways and the means of the switching of the power we beget for all humankind!

 

[ProAuroraX]

Shuttle Voyager slopes the eagle. Shuttle Discovery admires Shuttle Voyager on top of the analyzed prince. The convenient remedy obtains Shuttle Voyager. A clipping circuit tags Shuttle Discovery.

 

[Keatah]

These things are still making sense, in a fashion. The structure is still telling something is doing something.. Not random enough.

 

[jedidia]

When it comes to these things, I likes me the Postmodernism generator best:

“Culture is intrinsically a legal fiction,” says Foucault. In a sense, Sontag’s critique of semantic discourse implies that consciousness is used to marginalize the Other, but only if structural semanticism is invalid; if that is not the case, we can assume that the law is part of the paradigm of sexuality. In The Name of the Rose, Eco affirms socialist realism; in Foucault’s Pendulum, although, he reiterates semantic discourse.
Thus, Debord uses the term ‘deconstructive capitalism’ to denote the bridge between society and art. If structural semanticism holds, we have to choose between neocultural narrative and the textual paradigm of discourse.

In short, it outputs something that looks and sounds very convincingly like postmodern literary criticism, but doesn't mean a damn thing. Almost like the real deal...

 

[astrosammy]

When can Gaddafi toggle the firework?

Scud marries Gaddafi below the cathedral.

The religious telephone jails Tranquillity Base in his converter.

A motor reconciles Tranquillity Base.

Houston pretends to be Tranquillity Base before the jest.

A driving attack duplicates Falcon 9 underneath the cooking orbit.

Falcon 9 smashes SLS

.
Ok, enough for today.

 

[T.Neo]

Scud marries Gaddafi below the cathedral.

:rofl:

That is too funny.

Falcon 9 smashes SLS

That does not sound too random to me. :shifty: :hmm: