SLS clears the pad, begins to pitch downrange, but to a northerly azimuth. Eyebrows are raised, guidance and control officers smirk, range safety officer mumbles unintelligibly because they are gagged and duct taped to their chair. MECO occurs, then second stage ignition, but SECO occurs early. Everyone turns to the orbit display over mission control and see to their horror that the projected impact point is near Moscow.
Orion separates before re-entry, and after re-entry the parachutes deploy, pulling the backshell away exposing that it was not an Orion after all, but a large pallet of millions and millions of counterfeit rubles, which breaks up in the slipstream, causing the individual notes to flutter gently to the ground over the greater Moscow metropolis, leading to a collapse of the ruble just days later.