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The United Socialist States of Molsonia
“Errare humanum est”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights: Rare
Economy: Imploded
Political Freedoms: Outlawed
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The North Pacific
The United Socialist States of Molsonia is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, cynical population of 7 million are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Social Welfare. The average income tax rate is 60%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Book Publishing.
Gambling is outlawed, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Bottle Caps each year, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Molsonia's national animal is the Wildcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Bottle Cap.
Molsonia is ranked 897th in
The North Pacific and 22,417th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2 on the
Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
- 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Molsonia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Molsonia, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Bottle Caps each year.
- 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Molsonia, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Molsonia, gambling is outlawed.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Molsonia, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Molsonia, elections have been outlawed.
- 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Molsonia, euthanasia is illegal.
- 2 days ago:
Molsonia was founded.