A couple years ago when I moved into my new place my life turned into a nightmare worthy of a Franz Kafka novel. While the Postal Service was the worst to deal with, Comcast was right up there.
- One month before moving in I call Comcast to have tv and internet installed in my new place
- Two months later, after a month of no TV or internet and several calls to Comcast, a package finally arrives. It contains only a couple of cable splitters and a few lengths of co-ax cable. I am left scratching my head. Where were the box and modem I asked for?
- Call Comcast again. They say their records indicated I already owned a cable box and modem. Why would they assume a first time customer moving into a new place would already own both those items? Why would they assume that the only reason I have been calling them and complaining about not having tv and internet was because I was too lazy or poor to go to the store and buy my own $2 co-ax wire?
- Two weeks later I finally get my box and modem. I plug them and they don't work.
- Spent the next week making numerous phone calls to tech support (in India) where they asked me over and over again inane, condescending questions like "Are you sure your box is plugged in. Are you sure your TV is set to the correct input."
- Eventually they decided to send a tech out but there aren't any appointments for two weeks.
- I have to take a day off work. The tech shows up, plugs some diagnostic tool into my wall co-ax, says I have bad signal, says I need to have my condo's co-ax wires replaced. He is only there two minutes.
- I ask him if maybe the signal is bad because my condo is wired for another service like dish or fiber. Says he can't tell without access to my electrical room.
- Have to go through another Kafkaesque labyrinth with my HOA, property management company, and custodial contractors just to get a key to the electrical room.
- Before that happens I get a call from a contractor while I am at work. They say they are at my place to tear down my walls and replace the co-ax. Comcast has sent them. I tell them to bugger off.
- When I finally do get a key to my electrical room I find that the Comcast and Verzion fiber conduits are thankfully (and dangerously) open and exposed. Find co-ax tagged with my unit number. Find it is plugged into the Verizon splitter. Pull it out and plug it into Comcast box. It works! I have tv and internet!
- For a week before it stops working
- Turns out Comcast has been billing me for the past three months of service.
- The post office is still refusing to deliver my mail (story for another rant) so I was not receiving the bills.
- After yet another week of deliberation Comcast refused to waive the bill.
- I had to pay for three months of service I didn't have and outstanding late fees.
- Despite acquiescing and paying (online because I had no mail service), bill collectors will still calling me months later.