Humor DeltaGlider prank

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This is my DeltaGlider,
There are many others but this is the mine.
My DeltaGlider is my best friend,
and it is my life.
I have to dominate it better than I to myself.
Without me my DeltaGlider doesn't serve
Without my DeltaGlider I can´t serve

I have to orbit with my DeltaGlider.
I have to stabilize the falling orbit.

I have to raise the negative periapsis before I get to it.
I will.

What I am saying i swear to the Probe
My DeltaGlider and I are the defensors of the Space.
We dock precisely
and we can reenter in Venus.

Make it so,
until instead of negative periapsis there is 0 eccentricity.
Amen
 
I think this is lost in translation. Deltaglider creed or Deltaglider prayer would be more appropriate.
 
this is a glorious twist on the Rifleman's Creed made famous by the classic film "Full Metal Jacket"


:rofl: wery well done! :lol::tiphat:
 
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