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EMPIRE INVADES EARTH TO SEIZE OIL AND STOP HUMAN NUCLEAR PLANS
(AP) Baghdad - After US credit crunch took place, banks have been entering bankruptcy all across the galaxy, causing financial turmoil in the empire and causing colonies to enter insurrection.
Given the republican intentions of US to dig Alaska for oil, and the continued extraction of oil in Alberta, and the increased consumption of oil, and the plans of US to build nuclear reactors, the Empire secret service determined that all these activities suggested plans of weapon proliferation that represent a threat for the border worlds of the Empire.
Border worlds have been suffering attacks from the rebel terrorist cell commanded by terrorist leaders Shakira Sayahalmahnn Smith (known as "princess Leia"), Xing Yeng Dong (known as "Han Solo", apparently after being a descendant of Han dynasty) and George Abdulah Walker (known as "Luke SkyWalker"). Skywalker was held responsible for the infamous attack of 900/11 where several million innocent civilians died after the collapse of 2 death stars.
This small cell apparently includes those 3 leaders plus a few million followers, equipped with terrorist artifacts like X-Wings and Corellian Corvettes.
An alert was issued in 1979 by imperial field agents in 1979 when propaganda favoring the terrorist rebellion flooded Earth media and turned them into a very popular terrorist group that has been recruiting members, using "Star Wars fan clubs".
A second alert was issued when president Reagan started his Star wars program that extended the ramifications of rebel terrorism to Earth's orbit. Now US plans to build nuclear plants seems an attempt to enrich nuclear material to conduct nuclear strikes on imperial territory, in preparation for a space war.
"We are doing this preventive strike on Earth to ensure our national security." imperial secretary of defense said "We have determined that they will try to invade our planets with pornography, silly commercials and greenhouse gas that will damage imperial colonies climate forever. So we decided to sink all human ships, blast all spacecraft, seize Earth's oil and stop human nuclear plans".
Secretary of defense pointed out the threat that insurgent American, Russian and Chinese forces represented for the invasion force. "The Empire will blast them without mercy, if they decide to oppose our imperial democracy, where citizens have the right to elect emperor Palpatine every 4 years." he added
Unless all countries surrender unconditionally all energy sources to the emperor, the invasion will take place on Tuesday, at 8 A.M imperial time. Which Tuesday is still to be determined.
SCIENCE: GRAVITY BLAMED FOR THE FALL OF STOCK PRICES
(AP) London - A science report from the Royal Astrophysics Economy Research Center was published today, containing a detailed explanation of the virtual physics and astrodynamics of economics in the virtual space of quasimoney.
The credit crunch that collapsed the economical universe suggests an economic universe with an excess of mass that curved space. Excess of liquidity experienced by subprime mortgages caused inflation of universe in the short term. In the future credit means mass extraction from future matter in a 4D mass transfer, which was done via wormholes that bring unbalance to the universe and the creation of supermassive black holes that make economic universe to collapse in a credit crunch.
Economic gravity of liquid assets and the mass of fixed and bad assets seem to drag stock prices downhill in a 4D universe.
"What will happen with economic universe as the whole universe reaches the final stages of economic crunch is yet to be discovered. Some economic scientists believe that a new big bang of economic inflation could happen as a new economic universe is created with a different set of economic particles of currency and new physics rules could arise. But at this moment it is merely speculation. It is a moment of great scientific excitement for us" said John Dewark, president of Royal Astrophysics Economy Research Center.
This center is preparing a celebration to condecorate president Bush and republican party for "boldly going where no man had gone before" in the field of economic exploration.
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ROCK STARS VERY COMMON IN THE UNIVERSE STUDY REVEALS
(AP) Houston - In the last years of operation Hubble Space Telescope has photographed thousands of objects. John McMardigan from the Geological Research Institute dedicated the last years to study Hubble photos with spectrometric analysis and discovered that most of non plasma bodies that have been discovered in the universe are made of rock.
"If rocks like those fall into stars it means that universe is filled with rock stars" McMardigan said.
RIAA lawyers attempted to contact NASA in order to determine if people in alien planets are downloading music from those rock stars, to sue users that collaborate with interplanetary piracy.
(AP) Baghdad - After US credit crunch took place, banks have been entering bankruptcy all across the galaxy, causing financial turmoil in the empire and causing colonies to enter insurrection.
Given the republican intentions of US to dig Alaska for oil, and the continued extraction of oil in Alberta, and the increased consumption of oil, and the plans of US to build nuclear reactors, the Empire secret service determined that all these activities suggested plans of weapon proliferation that represent a threat for the border worlds of the Empire.
Border worlds have been suffering attacks from the rebel terrorist cell commanded by terrorist leaders Shakira Sayahalmahnn Smith (known as "princess Leia"), Xing Yeng Dong (known as "Han Solo", apparently after being a descendant of Han dynasty) and George Abdulah Walker (known as "Luke SkyWalker"). Skywalker was held responsible for the infamous attack of 900/11 where several million innocent civilians died after the collapse of 2 death stars.
This small cell apparently includes those 3 leaders plus a few million followers, equipped with terrorist artifacts like X-Wings and Corellian Corvettes.
An alert was issued in 1979 by imperial field agents in 1979 when propaganda favoring the terrorist rebellion flooded Earth media and turned them into a very popular terrorist group that has been recruiting members, using "Star Wars fan clubs".
A second alert was issued when president Reagan started his Star wars program that extended the ramifications of rebel terrorism to Earth's orbit. Now US plans to build nuclear plants seems an attempt to enrich nuclear material to conduct nuclear strikes on imperial territory, in preparation for a space war.
"We are doing this preventive strike on Earth to ensure our national security." imperial secretary of defense said "We have determined that they will try to invade our planets with pornography, silly commercials and greenhouse gas that will damage imperial colonies climate forever. So we decided to sink all human ships, blast all spacecraft, seize Earth's oil and stop human nuclear plans".
Secretary of defense pointed out the threat that insurgent American, Russian and Chinese forces represented for the invasion force. "The Empire will blast them without mercy, if they decide to oppose our imperial democracy, where citizens have the right to elect emperor Palpatine every 4 years." he added
Unless all countries surrender unconditionally all energy sources to the emperor, the invasion will take place on Tuesday, at 8 A.M imperial time. Which Tuesday is still to be determined.
SCIENCE: GRAVITY BLAMED FOR THE FALL OF STOCK PRICES
(AP) London - A science report from the Royal Astrophysics Economy Research Center was published today, containing a detailed explanation of the virtual physics and astrodynamics of economics in the virtual space of quasimoney.
The credit crunch that collapsed the economical universe suggests an economic universe with an excess of mass that curved space. Excess of liquidity experienced by subprime mortgages caused inflation of universe in the short term. In the future credit means mass extraction from future matter in a 4D mass transfer, which was done via wormholes that bring unbalance to the universe and the creation of supermassive black holes that make economic universe to collapse in a credit crunch.
Economic gravity of liquid assets and the mass of fixed and bad assets seem to drag stock prices downhill in a 4D universe.
"What will happen with economic universe as the whole universe reaches the final stages of economic crunch is yet to be discovered. Some economic scientists believe that a new big bang of economic inflation could happen as a new economic universe is created with a different set of economic particles of currency and new physics rules could arise. But at this moment it is merely speculation. It is a moment of great scientific excitement for us" said John Dewark, president of Royal Astrophysics Economy Research Center.
This center is preparing a celebration to condecorate president Bush and republican party for "boldly going where no man had gone before" in the field of economic exploration.
-----Posted Added-----
ROCK STARS VERY COMMON IN THE UNIVERSE STUDY REVEALS
(AP) Houston - In the last years of operation Hubble Space Telescope has photographed thousands of objects. John McMardigan from the Geological Research Institute dedicated the last years to study Hubble photos with spectrometric analysis and discovered that most of non plasma bodies that have been discovered in the universe are made of rock.
"If rocks like those fall into stars it means that universe is filled with rock stars" McMardigan said.
RIAA lawyers attempted to contact NASA in order to determine if people in alien planets are downloading music from those rock stars, to sue users that collaborate with interplanetary piracy.
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