Jokes

[Mission_CDR]

Hey if you know any funny jokes post them here.

If G.I. Joe is an american hero, then how come he is made in China?

 

[steph]

If G.I. Joe is an american hero, then how come he is made in China?

There were some similar comments a while ago on some Chinese girls who came to work on a nearby factory.

 

[Pilot7893]

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?

 

[Missioncmdr]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

 

[Eagle]

"Theory is when you know how it works but it still doesn't. Practice is when it works but you don't know why. In the Physics Department, theory and practice are joined together: nothing works and no one knows why!"[Source]

 

[bujin]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Which joker decided to spell "dyslexia" like that?

And is it the same person who decided to put an "s" in "lisp"?

 

[unussapiens]

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?

The same reason we put garments in suitcases and suits in garment bags.