Gaming NationStates

[Quick_Nick]

I just like how my nation has a Kitten Softness Rating of 8.

 

[mojoey]

I have a feeling i made mojoey come back to life... :lol:

I HAVE ARISEN, FEAR ME MERE MORTALS!!!!

On a side note, all super-villians in the region will be required to register their current state of being...for...census purposes.

 

[Izack]

I HAVE ARISEN, FEAR ME MERE MORTALS!!!!

On a side note, all super-villians in the region will be required to register their current state of being...for...census purposes.

It's also reanimated my Scandinavian Liberal Paradise with its subterranean capital city and luscious Klingon-infested forests.

... But yes. We fear you. Your nation is terrifying.

 

[mojoey]

It's also reanimated my Scandinavian Liberal Paradise with its subterranean capital city and luscious Klingon-infested forests.

... But yes. We fear you. Your nation is terrifying.

It's supposed to be. We're the bastion of freedom and smoked Black Bear meat. Now available in your local Mojo-mart!

 

[Athena]

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=banoboe

Oh god, i need to work out the crime...(even though law and order grabs like 33% of my GDP) :shifty:

 

[Alfastar]

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=banoboe

Oh god, i need to work out the crime...(even though law and order grabs like 33% of my GDP) :shifty:

Well, you don't need to spend 33% of you budget to law & order for having much less crime. My nation spend only 2% of its budget to law & order, and nobody here known the word crime :lol:

 

[garyw]

My nation spend only 2% of its budget to law & order, and nobody here known the word crime :lol:

Less than 2% on education then...... :lol:

 

[Athena]

:blush:

 

[mojoey]

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_united_states_of_mojoey/detail=government

Woohoo! 26% on defense! The USMA will be getting their new Mojo-16s on time!

 

[astrosammy]

Ah, acronyms...

A group of 'concerned compatriots' (Citizens Raging Against the Police) have protested against the enormous numbers of policemen enforcing the law on their daily lives.

Two extreme options, dismissed .

 

[PhantomCruiser]

The powers-that-be here at work a few years ago decided to implement a "Fast Action Response Team" to deal with emergent work. I cannot tell you how mad they got when we started horse-laughing at the very idea.
Seriously, those dude were livid. Thougth we were making fun of them (well, to be fair, we were making fun of them). I mean F.A.R.T. team? Who would have thought that it wouldn't be funny?

I had a Nationstate years ago, it's easy to get wrapped up in.

 

[MattBaker]

Oh god, i need to work out the crime...(even though law and order grabs like 33% of my GDP) :shifty:

If you're a firefighter you don't want to be the best at stoping fires but at preventing them from even happen and react if it's necessary.
But trying to stop a new fire every few minutes works well, too.

 

[Notebook]

The Empire of Notebook_04 is a fledgling, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 6 million are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27%, but much higher for the wealthy. A substantial private sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, followed by Book Publishing and Retail.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, elections have been outlawed, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low. Notebook_04's national animal is the Mole, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Note.

I didn't outlaw elections?

N.

 

[Alfastar]

I didn't outlaw elections?

N.

Well, I got a idea

You going to start a government-controlled election to let people vote to be for or against voting. Of course, everybody who votes against can have a accident :lol:

 

[Notebook]

Nice idea, but I don't want to corrupt my citizens...

N.

 

[Ghostrider]

I mean F.A.R.T. team? Who would have thought that it wouldn't be funny?

Those guys here.

In my own nation-state.:lol:

Don't worry, it's the name, not the means of propulsion.:thumbup:

 

[PhantomCruiser]

...not the means of propulsion.:thumbup:

I love that time table. :rofl:
The things that are running through my mind now are almost as funny as the fireside scene of Blazing Saddles.

 

[Quick_Nick]

I don't know who runs this nation in Orbiteria, but I got a laugh out of it:
"De Geso's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests"

 

[Ghostrider]

"De Geso's national animal is the Squid, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests"

A squïd ønce bit mi sistër.

 

[Athena]

http://www.nationstates.net/nation=the_holy_probe/detail=people

Can someone tell me what the hell is "House Elve Attack" at the cause of deaths..? It sounds so...wrong. :rofl: