Eli13
Fish Dreamer
A neutreno was born.
9 months later the mother finds out she is pregnant.
9 months later the mother finds out she is pregnant.
Huh...?Why are neutrinos not Catholic? Because they have no mass.
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Errrrr.... guys? I thought that these were tachyon jokes!
Why are neutrinos not Catholic? Because they have no mass.
But pretending that neutrinos do have no mass, can you explain the joke? I really don't get it...This is outdated. Neutrino oscillation has been observed to occur, and the fact that it occurs requires neutrinos to have a non-zero mass. Their mass is still tiny enough, though, that it has not been measured directly and is fairly uncertain.
Huh...?
Edit: Tachyons are hypothetical, neutrinos aren't.![]()
Edit2: I don't understand the joke, but even then neutrinos have mass...
Only on Orbiter-Forum could someone not find a joke funny because it isn't scientifically accurate.
A Physicist is about to jump to jump off a building.Man, I hate myself. You guys have just comprehensively trashed all the physics jokes that I know.
Now, all I have left is...
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People don't like having their half a million dollar Stradivarius handled by this guy:
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