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[Quick_Nick]

Neil deGrasse Tyson continues to be pretty great: http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_t...rophysicist_locates_krypton_in_the_night.html

 

[Mattyv]

 

[MattBaker]

What if parallel universes do exist and in one there's going to be a (nuclear) apocalypse by 2012?

 

[PhantomCruiser]

What if cats carried .45's?

 

[Linguofreak]

What if cats carried .45's?

That would be catastrophic.

 

[n122vu]

BWW Turbo sitting in front of the Brighton Beach tower...

 

[Quick_Nick]

Football season ends for my highschool. One win this season...which is the best record in the last three years.

 

[Scav]

What if cats carried .45's?

I don't think a cat would know what to do with a 45 RPM.

We all know most teenagers don't even know what a 45 RPM is.

 

[DanM]

We all know most teenagers don't even know what a 45 RPM is.

Those smaller records that turn at 45 RPM. Granted, my music tastes (and a lot of other things about me) are different from most teens today.

 

[mojoey]

I don't think a cat would know what to do with a 45 RPM.

We all know most teenagers don't even know what a 45 RPM is.

A record. IIRC its 45, 70...and something else...............

 

[NukeET]

What if cats carried .45's?

Probably get fed faster.

 

[orb]

IIRC its 45, 70...and something else...............

33⅓, 45 and 78, but these days I think only 33⅓ and 45 RPM are used.

 

[Goth]

Going to eat, FYI.
Don't worry, you're welcome.

 

[Face]

What if cats carried .45's?

Dogs would wear armor, men only drive in SUV tanks...

...and birds would develop the atomic bomb.

 

[Goth]

The atomic NukeET weapon.

 

[Izack]

The atomic NukeET weapon.

So my suspicions were correct! Cats ARE aliens!! All this time they thought I was crazy!!! Hahahahah!

 

[Spacethingy]

Nah, they're just gonna turn all of the world's washing machine tablets into deadly nanobots.

 

[mojoey]

So my suspicions were correct! Cats ARE aliens!! All this time they thought I was crazy!!! Hahahahah!

Dont get ahead of yourself, a broken clock is right twice a day.

 

[MattBaker]

It can not be coincidence that Sesame Street first aired on the 10th of November 1969, when mankind landed on the Moon four months before.

Admit it NASA, mankind never flew to the Moon! It was actually done by Big Bird, Ernie and Bert and you put them in some child show, because children would never think of something like that!

So we have the solution for the shadows, there was a difference between the LM shown on TV and the one in real life, because Big Bird hat to fit in there. So you edited out the real module, edited in the fake one, but never fixed the shadows. And you thought no one would get it...

 

[SolarLiner]

I'm the beginnig of the end, and the end of time and space. I'm essential to creation and without me, e=mc² can't exist. Who am I ?