Today isn't just april fools day to me, it's also the 4th anniversary of when my wife and I started dating. I've been trying to come up with a creative hoax to precede a real anniversary gift but all the ideas I've had are beyond cruel and destructive to a continued marriage. A fake call from a co-worker to say I've been taken to the hospital after accidentally transfecting myself with alzheimer's genes (right before I actually walk through the door with flowers) - probably a horrible idea. I'm probably the world's worst husband just for thinking of things like this.