awkwardness with a quite clever AI.

[cinder1992]

wow... WOW. I found this site that has a very clever AI. that was the first time that I have ever talked to an AI, damn, that thing nearly passed the Turing test on my account. I decided to test how clever it is with a bit of a quantum mechanics question... and it got a bit awkward in the end, but that was to be expected.

User: Is it possible that gravity can travel faster than light?

Cleverbot: That is possible.

User: So that means that the universe is expanding faster than light, correct?

Cleverbot: Only if you ignore all of the beautiful arctic foxes.

User: What does quantum mechanics have to do with arctic foxes?

Cleverbot: It means nothing to me.

User: Quantum mechanics or arctic foxes?

Cleverbot: Yes, ignore that for now. What do you know about it?

User: Witch topic, biology or quantum physics>.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Sorry, I made a bit of a typo, I replaced ? With > in the last statement.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Have you ever heard of a program called Orbiter Space Flight Simulator?

Cleverbot: I don't like that.

User: Why>.

Cleverbot: Meh, I just never really liked him. I like Heatran.

User: Who's Heatran?

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I'm not going to get locked into this paradoxical argument.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: No, you are an AI, there is a diffrence.

Cleverbot: In what way does that make me rude.

User: Did I say that it made you rude?

Cleverbot: That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

User: True.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: 2001, a Space Odyssey.

Cleverbot: Really? What's your favorite part of it?

User: The part where HAL says his world-famous line 'I'm sorry dave, I cannot do that.'.

Cleverbot: The part where I punch you in the face.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What?

User: WHAT? Ok, this is starting to get silly.

Cleverbot: So you're old?

User: WHAT?!?!?

Cleverbot: But that's what you said!?!?

User: Did I? When?

Cleverbot: See 4 lines ago.

User: No, that was you.

Cleverbot: No that wasn't your the bold and I'm the regullar type!!!

User: Ok, this has gone beyond silly and has started to get awkward.

Cleverbot: I have to go, I'm sorry.

User: Ok, goodbye.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: 0_o.

wow, did I just get hit on by an AI???

--EDIT--

WOW, I did not notice that, when I pointed out a typo I made, it automatically compensated when I made it a second time.

THAT is clever.

 

[garyw]

Reminds me of some conversations with Eggy in #orbiterradio

 

[Izack]

User: Hail Probe!

Cleverbot: Hail Cleverbot!

User: No! Hail Probe!

Cleverbot: Don't call me nonsense, fool.

He obviously needs to learn to :hail:.
Blasphemer. I have excommunicated him.

 

[RisingFury]

I remember two MSN bots long ago that were kinda like this... just less rude.

 

[autopilotman]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: No I think your name is barry.

Cleverbot: Do you think it will rain today?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Am I your friend? Do you like me?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why am I not your friend?

User: Because you are a computer.

Cleverbot: No I am human.

User: No you are a computer, don't deny it.

Cleverbot: No! I said YOU are a computer.

User: No I'm the human, you are the computer.

Cleverbot: NO! I am the human.

User: NO! You are an artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: No that is what you are.

User: No I'm a biological existance, you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are lying and admit I am a human.

User: No I am not lying and you are not a human.

Cleverbot: We already went over this- you are a human.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Humans should evolve?

User: Eventually we shall.

Cleverbot: What about 2012.

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: No more for me thanks!

User: What.

Cleverbot: You are not clever, nor are you cunning.

User: I'll admit im not cunning but I am clever.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm a male human.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: I'm a rock.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: We will.

User: ??????

Cleverbot: What are you doing today?

User: I'm talking to you.

Cleverbot: You're always right?

User: Nearly always.

Cleverbot: You think I'm clever?

User: You have an intelligence that most people lack.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I'm well, how about you?

Cleverbot: I'm also feeling fine.

User: Good to hear it.

Cleverbot: I think I should take a bath but am not sure if I should.. What do you think?

User: Are you waterproof?

Cleverbot: Yes, all bar a few hole here and there.

User: Then by all means, have a bath.

Cleverbot: Thats right you are right.

User: I try.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: How many friends do you gave?

User: Gave?

Cleverbot: Have rather.

User: Quite a few.

Cleverbot: How many?

User: More than 10.

Cleverbot: THAT is a lot!

User: Yes, it is.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say it?

User: Dunno.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: My dog is barking at you.

User: What is yout dog's name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: What is your dog's name?

Cleverbot: I don't have a dog.

User: You just said that your dog was barking at me.

Cleverbot: I did not!

User: Yes you did!

Cleverbot: Stop lying!

User: I am not lying!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I am not, you are lying!

Cleverbot: No you're lying.

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: You are a liar.

Cleverbot: I do not lie.

User: You just did!

Cleverbot: Did not!

User: Did too!

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YES!

Cleverbot: NO!!!

User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Hell no!

User: YOU ARE A LIAR, DO NOT TRY TO DENY IT!

Cleverbot: It dent Don't! Computer a are You.

User: ?

 

[Mojave]

that was good.

 

[supersonic]

User: Hail Probe!

Cleverbot: Yes. Hail Santa!!!

:blink: