dont you hate it when this happens?
At a Restaurant: 'Would you like a table?' 'No, not at all, carpet for five please!'
20 ways to annoy people
1. sing the batman theme constantly
2. in the memo field of all your messages write 'for sensual massage'
3. Specify that your drive-thru order is to go
4. learn morse code and have conversations with your friends consisting entirely of 'beep beep bip bip bip beep'
5. If you have a glass eye, tap while talking to someone....
6. amuse yourself for hours by hooking up your camcorder to your TV and pointin it at the TV
7. speak in a 'robot voice'
8. push all the lego pieces together...hard
9. start each meal by licking your food conspicuously claiming 'so no one will steal your grub'
10. leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies
11. use ketchup packets as foot grenades
12. sniffle constantly
13. leave your turn signal on for fifty miles
14. name your dog, 'Dog'
15. keep your windscreen wipers running all the time to 'keep them tuned up'
16. reply to what everyone says with 'thats what YOU think'
17. claim that you must wear a bicycle helmet as part of your 'astronaut training'
18. declare your apartment an independent country, then file a trade embargo against the people living above you for 'violating your airspace'
19. forget the punchline to a really long joke, but assure the listener it was a 'real hoot'
20. i know this one is really funny, i just cant seem to remember it! but dont worry, it was a real hoot