News US declares public health emergency

eveningsky339

Resident Orbiter Slave
Addon Developer
Donator
Joined
May 3, 2008
Messages
1,062
Reaction score
1
Points
0
Location
Western Maine
Swine Flu spreads to Canada

There have been 86 deaths reported in Mexico, but as of right now the few cases in the US (New York) and Canada appear to be mild.

I wonder if we are going to become zombies like in I Am Legend. :idea:
 

Eagle

The Amazing Flying Tuna Can
Joined
Feb 11, 2008
Messages
1,105
Reaction score
3
Points
0
Wash your hands and drink some OJ and you'll be fine.

If that doesn't work use the white-man's cure: Sprite + Chicken noodle soup.
 

Andy44

owner: Oil Creek Astronautix
Addon Developer
Joined
Nov 22, 2007
Messages
7,620
Reaction score
7
Points
113
Location
In the Mid-Atlantic states
If that doesn't work use the white-man's cure: Sprite + Chicken noodle soup.

I never heard of that, but if by "Sprite" you mean "Maker's Mark Kentucky bourbon" I'll give it a try.
 

Andy44

owner: Oil Creek Astronautix
Addon Developer
Joined
Nov 22, 2007
Messages
7,620
Reaction score
7
Points
113
Location
In the Mid-Atlantic states
For zombies you need guns. Lots of guns. Since the election there has been an amazing increase in gun sales. Now this. Zombies look out.
 

Eagle

The Amazing Flying Tuna Can
Joined
Feb 11, 2008
Messages
1,105
Reaction score
3
Points
0
Bourbon won't do jack against a Zombie plague. Where is my bird flu epidemic at?
That's not completely fair. It makes a good firebomb in a pinch....err an unscrew, stuff rag, light, throw.

Jack works in the place of bourbon too.....
 

eveningsky339

Resident Orbiter Slave
Addon Developer
Donator
Joined
May 3, 2008
Messages
1,062
Reaction score
1
Points
0
Location
Western Maine
I never heard of that, but if by "Sprite" you mean "Maker's Mark Kentucky bourbon" I'll give it a try.
You never drank Sprite when you were sick? :coffee:

How do you expect to survive the swine flu???
 

Linguofreak

Well-known member
Joined
May 10, 2008
Messages
5,047
Reaction score
1,284
Points
188
Location
Dallas, TX
Well, traditionally pop (In my family generally ginger ale, sometimes sprite) is for stomach ailments. Chicken noodle soup is traditionally taken for illnesses that give one the sniffles, but tends to be rejected violently by ailed stomachs.
 

Ark

New member
Joined
Jan 31, 2009
Messages
2,200
Reaction score
0
Points
0
Great. Our retirement accounts have been raided by corporate criminals, we've been laid off our jobs, and now we all get to die of pig flu.
 

tblaxland

O-F Administrator
Administrator
Addon Developer
Webmaster
Joined
Jan 1, 2008
Messages
7,320
Reaction score
25
Points
113
Location
Sydney, Australia
Well, traditionally pop (In my family generally ginger ale, sometimes sprite) is for stomach ailments. Chicken noodle soup is traditionally taken for illnesses that give one the sniffles, but tends to be rejected violently by ailed stomachs.
For flu-like illness, we use a combination (not at the same time) of paracetamol, lemonade (Australian for Sprite) and chicken noodle soup. Upset stomachs seem to be amenable to dry bread and water.

It is good to see we are all taking this "public health emergency" so seriously :p
 

tl8

Addon Developer
Addon Developer
Tutorial Publisher
Joined
Oct 16, 2007
Messages
3,645
Reaction score
25
Points
88
Location
Gold Coast QLD
For flu-like illness, we use a combination (not at the same time) of paracetamol, lemonade (Australian for Sprite) and chicken noodle soup. Upset stomachs seem to be amenable to dry bread and water.

It is good to see we are all taking this "public health emergency" so seriously :p

In Australia REAL men ride out the flu. I seem to be so susceptible to colds, I just have tissues now.
 

Eagle

The Amazing Flying Tuna Can
Joined
Feb 11, 2008
Messages
1,105
Reaction score
3
Points
0
Any guesses how long this pig flu 'epidemic' will last?

My guess is the news media will drop the subject within a week.
 

Urwumpe

Not funny anymore
Addon Developer
Donator
Joined
Feb 6, 2008
Messages
37,783
Reaction score
2,542
Points
203
Location
Wolfsburg
Preferred Pronouns
Sire
Like the avian flu, I would say it will take about 3 months until it gets boring - "so many people can't die by that, that must be a hoax. Boring..."

I hope we will react better and smarter than during the great spanish flu of 1918/1919, which killed around 50 million people worldwide (estimates go from 20 million to 100 million, but most more reknown sources cite 50 million).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1918_flu_pandemic

The better your immune system was, the more deadly the disease was...
 

eveningsky339

Resident Orbiter Slave
Addon Developer
Donator
Joined
May 3, 2008
Messages
1,062
Reaction score
1
Points
0
Location
Western Maine
Hm. Will it make a good rocket engine?
Orbiter slave alert. :p

The number of reported cases in the US has jumped to 40. That's a huge proportion, considering that our population is 300 mill-- oh wait...

Also I believe cases have been reported in Spain.

No zombies yet. :(

Oh, and today's my birthday. :cheers:
 
Top