Not much to celebrate since there is a beta. (However, I don't follow the beta so I would indeed celebrate! )
Here you go...
Good to see how kind everyone is to newcomers.
Oh dear.In space, if someone leaves the toilet seat up, no one can hear your wife scream, but it will still be your fault.
So many puns and so little column space to put them in... I'm still trying to get my head around the idea that you have an award for "Favourite Carp" :huh:Carp News: