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[Alfastar]

A horse slaughterhouse is being allowed to operate in New Mexico.
I'm thinking attempts at the same in Oklahoma a few months ago were shot down pretty quick by the locals..

Does there also add something magic to turn the horse meat into cow meat? :lol:

 

[Mojave]

Does there also add something magic to turn the horse meat into cow meat? :lol:

Hah hah hah, meeeeat.

 

[Quick_Nick]

I facepalmed at the title of this article.
But now I'm glad I read it.
Six chemicals we consume in our food and drink that should be banned

 

[Artlav]

Six chemicals we consume in our food and drink that should be banned

2013: The return of DHMO.

 

[Cosmic Penguin]

Apparently sitting in an indoor cafe with all-glass windows next to my seat, drinking latte/cappuccino, watching the lovely blue skies and white clouds, listening to jazz on a newly found online jazz radio station and (most importantly) revising physics at the same time is the most comfortable thing I can do these Sundays.....

 

[BruceJohnJennerLawso]

Huh. My possibly most complicated C++ project so far (USS Phoenix) is still less than 1,000 lines. It feels like more. There are more than 60,000 lines in the XR fleet, apparently... I have catching up to do. :lol:

That sounds good, but its pointless to describe source in terms of lines, since the number depends on how the author chooses to write the code. That being said, after gettting to see the organization methods used in the XR source, 60,000 lines is stagering.

On the topic of source code, my first space simulator progran is getting closer to rolling off the lines. Just a few more classes....

 

[Urwumpe]

Now, it is time for the TERROR :lol: mode... Girlfriend at the gates.

She got stranded in the middle of nowhere and needs evac.

 

[MattBaker]

Simply use a SH3!

Or not so simply if flying with numpad.

 

[ky]

I heard shoes were melting in the Death Valley area of California. And I thought Florida was bad :lol:

 

[MattBaker]

Around 20°C/70°F for a few days and will continue for the next week.

Sometimes german weather is simply awesome.

 

[Izack]

I heard shoes were melting in the Death Valley area of California. And I thought Florida was bad :lol:

I'd been hearing that Death Valley might be reaching the highest recorded atmospheric temperature... anywhere, ever. Quick_Nick, you have a steak ready? It's time for science.

 

[Artlav]

Hm.
"When pigs fly" is a common condition for things that are not supposed to happen.

So, have anyone ever tried to attach wings, engine and RC gear to a pig, and make him fly?
Preferably where enough people will notice it to make headlines.
Could make a lot of people happy...

Sure, paper wings and a catapult would be easier, but an inevitably messy landing would deface the message.

 

[goaowonk]

and a catapult would be easier, but an inevitably messy landing would deface the message.

Parachutes are your friends :lol:

 

[SolarLiner]

Me.Age++;
Console.WriteLine(Me.Age);
>15

Yay!

 

[mojoey]

Me.Age++;
Console.WriteLine(Me.Age);
>15

Yay!

import antigravity

antigravity.run()

 

[Artlav]

Parachutes are your friends :lol:

Unless they are so old they tear on opening...
Cue broken leg.

 

[Athena]

Common problem every monday with me:

I don't want to go to school because i don't want to witness all of the stupid happening all over again.

And yeah, it also makes it hard since gravity is 50 times stronger it is when i'm still on the bed.

Dammit, someone recommend what to do on a Monday.

 

[jedidia]

So, have anyone ever tried to attach wings, engine and RC gear to a pig, and make him fly?

As the chickens would say, it's all a matter of thrust to weight ratio...

You would certainly make headlines in Switzerland... something along the lines of "insane inventor abuses animals in gruesome scientific experiments" or somesuch... :shifty:

 

[Urwumpe]

 

[Athena]

So i'm getting a new gaming PC in 2 weeks but i have no idea what brand of "stuff" should i get. :shrug: