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Lessons learned:
  1. Too much vodka is not good.
  2. You can't attend a polish birthday party without drinking too much vodka.

Luckily, the hangover only scores a 3 on the magnitude scale.
 
Luckily, the hangover only scores a 3 on the magnitude scale.

Wow, drinking vodka with polish people, you're getting into extreme sports. :lol:
 
3 out of what? ;)

It is open end, but at magnitude 8, you feel so sick that you wish you would die. Usually, you experience that after drinking too much Alt, but I can also confirm that the 7.5 hangover from drinking lots of French aniseed brandy is only better in details.
 
Lessons learned:

[*]Too much vodka is not good.

[*]You can't attend a polish birthday party without drinking too much vodka.

Luckily, the hangover only scores a 3 on the magnitude scale.

* - That applies to all alcohol beverages :P
* - You can - but you'd have to lie that you're taking antibiotics

Well - vodka is almost pure 40/60 ethanol/water mix so it is processed rather quickly inside organism. If you didn't drink other types of alcohol after vodka, hangover is not a big issue. Vodka-Wine mix is pretty nasty.

N_Molson said:
Wow, drinking vodka with polish people, you're getting into extreme sports.

It may seem like extreme but belive me - further east - more extreme it gets. I have pretty strong head however I'm no match for Ukrainians, let alone Russians
 
Well - vodka is almost pure 40/60 ethanol/water mix so it is processed rather quickly inside organism. If you didn't drink other types of alcohol after vodka, hangover is not a big issue. Vodka-Wine mix is pretty nasty.

Worse was the detail, that I am not used to Vodka at all... never drank any of it yet. Whisky is fine for me, but I usually don't drink as much in a year, like yesterday on one evening. :facepalm: Especially, stay away from smiling old men, who offer you a first vodka... you automatically need two for walking straight again...
 
I have pretty strong head however I'm no match for Ukrainians, let alone Russians

If you take it that way, yeah, of course in Russian "vodka" literally means "little water" ! :rofl: I like it only "on the rocks", so yeah, dangerous stuff :lol:

but I can also confirm that the 7.5 hangover from drinking lots of French aniseed brandy

Ah, Pastis 51 "Pastis de Marseille", I like it, especially now in hot summer. At the beginning there was 51° of alcohol, but now (since 1922) only 45°, by law decree. That was too nasty. Still, it's not meant to be drinked alone : the classical, original recipe is 1/5 volume of Pastis 51, 4/5 volumes of water, with ice. That way it is delicious, fresh, you don't feel the alcohol and still can roll on the floor after several glasses :cheers:
 
How to drink vodka with Poles - A Quick Manual.

1.) Before drinking or attending at party eat a meal with high animal fat content - that way your stomach will cover in fat therefore slowing down absorbtion of alcohol.

2.) Take 2-3 grams of vitamin C - it will help processing acetaldehyde and reduce hangover later.

3.) Eat during drinking - juice or soda after shot is not enough. If your stomach and duodenum are empty vodka will be absorbed more quickly.

4.) Do not mix vodka with other alcohols - especially avoid U-Boots (vodka shot glass floating in beer glass) and drinking beer to wash out shot's taste.

5.) At least every 20-30 minutes move a bit to stir up your blood. Sitting for 2-3 hours at the table without moving can cause falling down or even consiousness loss after standing up.

6.) If you drank 2 shots (each for one leg :P) pass next round.

7.) 50ml shot is enough - don't try to impress Poles you can drink bigger shots (they may tease you to drink half a regular glass - 125ml). Do not involve into drinking contests. They're for experts and usually end on the floor.

8.) Acidic soft drinks or juices (orange, lemon, grapefruit) are best after shot. Avoid sodas.

9.) Absolutelly do not mix it with RedBull or simillar high caffeine drinks.
 
7.) 50ml shot is enough - don't try to impress Poles you can drink bigger shots (they may tease you to drink half a regular glass - 125ml).

Once, while I was already drunk, I tried to impress people drinking a 250 ml (25 cl) full glass of vodka. 15 minutes later, I was on the floor and I learned the details the next day by the others - fatal memory failure - ! :lol:
 
#9 Was my downfall it seems. :lol:
 
9.) Absolutelly do not mix it with RedBull or simillar high caffeine drinks.

Oops, to late. Well, it was just a cheap energy drink... Horrible stuff...

Combined with a few shots of other alcohol and a few bottles of beer. I guess this was nothing, but it was my first time. Walking was a bit hard... But I was able to start my computer, launch FSX and take off and land safely.
 
Well - vodka is almost pure 40/60 ethanol/water mix so it is processed rather quickly inside organism. If you didn't drink other types of alcohol after vodka, hangover is not a big issue. Vodka-Wine mix is pretty nasty.



It may seem like extreme but belive me - further east - more extreme it gets. I have pretty strong head however I'm no match for Ukrainians, let alone Russians

IIRC the word 'vodka' in Russian is very similar to 'water', so you can say to your people that you missed one with the other, and see what happens :cheers:

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But I was able to start my computer, launch FSX and take off and land safely.

Looks like you're more used to FSX than walking :lol:

(joking :D )
 
...and then the air recycling system starts outputting alcohol instead of oxygen...
 
Ah, recurring dreams. I just had probably the third or fourth variation on one dream, in which I and one other person escape from a house, run through a forest (this time similar to the one I live in) while hiding from the captors, then run down a train line similar to the one near my house, into a tunnel that isn't there, and then roaming through the dark avoiding some sort of undead. Usually a mixture of fun dream and nightmare, this time more fun, as in the tunnel I inexplicably had the mini-Hakkero. Less fright, more heat-laser. Why did I have to wake up? :(

On that note, after wiki-ing recurring dreams, I've noticed that practically every article on Wikipedia begins with "This article is about <topic>. For the album <topic> by punk/metal group <words>, see <topic> (album)."

...and then the air recycling system starts outputting alcohol instead of oxygen...

DANCE TIME!!

...followed by asphyxiation and death.
 
Too much vodka is not good.

Actually Vodka is one of the liquors that will give you a relatively weak hangover.
Although there's probably no difference after a couple of bottles.
And it depends on the Vodka, you'll never know what kind of stuff people will drink. (Friend of mine has his own distillation, I thought why not taste his stuff? Turns out someone likes 80% ethanol 20% water.:facepalm:)

Also I want to notice I have weird dreams. The government apparently has decided to put all nuclear waste on the Moon since Earth is a huge pump and everything once buried somewhere will meet you at some other point. So they put the nuclear waste to a Moon crater without atmosphere or liquids to spill it and I sat in a small base module and had to look out for trouble.
Besides the costs and the risk of a launch failure (no Protons please) this plan is my new favorite one, it would put money into spaceflight, so...
And then evil people have to go to the Moon to build their radiological weapon which would again help spaceflight.
 
Yesterday I was observing a baseball with interest when I noticed something unusual, the ball seemed to be growing! I was intrigued, perhaps this was some warping of space and time? Perhaps it was an optical illusion that was causing my brain to only perceive the ball as growing larger? Fascinated, I observed further trying to piece together what this meant.

Then it hit me.
 
Does anyone know if there's a version of Slender for Linux, that ISN'T in RAR format? I'm having trouble with RAR, and I really don't want to use it. Even a tar.gz file would be helpful.
 
I got up early to go and do some yard work thins morning before it got too hot. It would seem that I didn't go out early enough.

After just 45 minutes I managed to get back inside just prior to the heat stress wiping me out. I spent about 30 minutes or so laying on the kitchen floor trying hard to not hurl breakfast all over the place.

Sheesh! Today's lesson. If you don't need to go outside, don't.

Check the water dish of any pets, and maybe phone and senior citizens that you know and check on them. This February when somebody says to me "I'm tired of this cold weather, I'm ready for the Summer!", I'm going to have to fight hard not to go all Buzz Aldrin on them.

Yep, the PC made Buzz Aldrin a verb... :thumbup:
 
Today's lesson. If you don't need to go outside, don't.
Or just buy an used space suit and rip out it's water cooling system.
Don't throw out the rest - with the kind of anti-reality lobbying the global warming gets, you're going to need it within your lifetime.

DANCE TIME!!
...followed by asphyxiation and death.
Try reading this in GLaDOS voice. :)
 
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