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[Urwumpe]

Two tornadoes have ground contact right now in northern Germany, west of Flensburg.

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Through the gates of hell,
as we make our way to heaven,
through the Nazi lines,
PRIMO VICTORIA!

 

[mojoey]

 

[Urwumpe]

Pictures and videos of the two EF1 tornadoes in Schleswig-Holstein:

http://www.shz.de/lokales/schleswig...akulaere-videos-aus-schleswig-id13896341.html

Very beautiful.

 

[jedidia]

And here I was, expecting pictures of fighter jets :facepalm:

 

[Notebook]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36442209

Getting bad weather all over the globe.

N.

 

[Matias Saibene]

Arrow Freighter scares me

While performing a takeoff in Pluto (premiering textures), a message appeared (down left in my screen) that changed to different texts urging me to read the manual of the Arrow Freigter (manual console, HELP button).
What is this?!

What?! I did not order any HAL 9000 that forces me read manuals!.

I'm gonna call Spacetech and they will have to listen me.
:facts::rant:
In my country, traders teach us to not read manuals (to the delight of them).:rofl:

 

[Codz]

Anyone else use the Apollo 17 in Real Time site? Really enjoying it.

http://apollo17.org

 

[Urwumpe]

Summary of the past weeks of bad weather in Germany:

• 3000 severe weather alerts
• At least 4 confirmed tornadoes *
• 11 deaths because of severe weather

* confirming them is a lot harder and takes longer than in the USA here, because the damage patterns for the weaker tornadoes are much more subtle here.

 

[SolarLiner]

Anyone else use the Apollo 17 in Real Time site? Really enjoying it.

http://apollo17.org

Best guide tour ever.

 

[Fabri91]

Not a good time for flight demonstration squadrons:

• Thunderbirds F-16 crashe, pilot unhurt on June 2nd
• Blue Angels fatal crash on the same day, June 2nd
• Russian Knights fatal crash today in the Moscow Region
• Patrouille Suisse crash in The Netherlands, pilot status unknown

EDIT: the pilot of the stricken swiss aircraft managed to eject safely.

 

[kamaz]

 

[Notebook]

Rule number one, make sure the airport works, before you sell off the ship...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/36493860

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-guernsey-36425763

Napoleon didn't have any problems getting there.

N.

 

[Urwumpe]

Napoleon didn't have any problems getting there.

N.

In the worst case, he would have arrived riding on a cannon ball.

 

[Notebook]

Indeed, at least he didn't escape. Not sure who the gaolers were in Corsica, but they probably didn't get their contract renewed.

Its odd, but looking at that landing video, it looks a bit like FSX...

N.

 

[Urwumpe]

Indeed, at least he didn't escape. Not sure who the gaolers were in Corsica, but they probably didn't get their contract renewed.

Maybe it was a stupid idea to ban a Corsican near Corsica.... And a Tuscan noble on a Tuscan archipelago....

 

[kamaz]

 

[Quick_Nick]

Tragic mass shooting in Orlando just 1-3 hours ago...
I'll leave it to someone else to make a thread.
Details are incredibly uncertain right now, but deaths+injuries may be 10-50.
Edit: One known fact: the shooter is dead.

 

[Urwumpe]

Tragic mass shooting in Orlando just 1-3 hours ago...
I'll leave it to someone else to make a thread.
Details are incredibly uncertain right now, but deaths+injuries may be 10-50.
Edit: One known fact: the shooter is dead.

And I'll leave it to somebody else to comment about it.

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Now its 50 deaths in the night club in Orlando.

 

[Loru]

Discussion here: http://www.orbiter-forum.com/showthread.php?t=37160

 

[birdmanmike]

Discussion here: http://www.orbiter-forum.com/showthread.php?t=37160

I can't access this, whatever it is - insufficient permissions or whatever - have I not done enough ???