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[Codz]

Also, does anyone know what happened with neebo MFD? The fog/cloud generator?

Artlav said it's likely dead.

 

[ky]

Artlav said it's likely dead.

The last copy that he posted in the OFSS III screenshot thread seemed pretty good to me, the cloud generator worked, but if fog was in the scenario, it would crash.

EDIT::: Heres Nebo http://www.orbiter-forum.com/showthread.php?p=290994&postcount=9

 

[Codz]

He said it was dead in his recent blog post.

 

[Eli13]

Here's a smiley for you all:

I'll post a request to make it official in the morning.

Oooh, I inspired that.

 

[iamwearingpants]

Oooh, I inspired that.

Yes, you have!
In fact, you've won a prize for your accomplishment! A cubic foot of premium breathing air!
Thats right! Premium! And it's all yours if you give us you're credit card number.

Sincerly, the Nigerian Free-Air Fund

 

[Scav]

 

[RisingFury]

Yes, you have!
In fact, you've won a prize for your accomplishment! A cubic foot of premium breathing air!
Thats right! Premium! And it's all yours if you give us you're credit card number.

Sincerly, the Nigerian Free-Air Fund

Hmmm! Premium! Does it contain traces of heavy metals?

 

[iamwearingpants]

Hmmm! Premium! Does it contain traces of heavy metals?

Yes! There are 7ng more gold and 20ng more mercury present.
Also we've added some special bean dust ¹ for extra flavor!




^{1. not ricin}

 

[Pipcard]

Isn't it the Chinese New Year? And it's the Year of the Dragon?

And I'm currently learning how to fly the SpaceX Dragon?
(before I learn how to fly the Shuttle)

 

[werdna]

I don't want to make a whole thread about it, but two meters sounds okay for the height in the room of an Aries V type ship, right? (2001 Lunar Lander) How prepared should one be for tall people when designing spacecraft? Or to put it another way, how many professional athletes travel to space? Well, not many (or so far, any- I rhymed!).

For instance, it's likely everyone on this forum is under 6.5 feet... I'm modeling a new spacecraft. I have to account for all the space I can, including Perri-air cargo.:rofl:

 

[Artlav]

He said it was dead in his recent blog post.

It's dead as in it's quickly loosing it's purpose - Martins makes the weather simulation, graphic clients making fine weather rendering.

As it is, it is still pretty much functional, but there is not enough observable future for it to warrant a proper update.

 

[werdna]

See! 2 meters.

Actually, the opening itself is a bit shorter, but nobody cares 'cause it doesn't matter.

 

[jedidia]

Is there an MFD good for constant acceleration space travel?

Sorry for the late reply, but there is indeed!
AGMFD V1.5

That is very limited. Orbiter Navigator is far more capable. Shame it isn't being developed anymore...

 

[mojoey]

-knock knock
-whos there
-the KGB
-the KGB who*SMACK* -we will ask the questions here!!

 

[Artlav]

Question - is there a provision in your country's laws that the president should be a human?

 

[PeriapsisPrograde]

Question - is there a provision in your country's laws that the president should be a human?

The president needs to be a US citizen, and I think that only humans are citizens of the country.

 

[Mattyv]

Question - is there a provision in your country's laws that the president should be a human?

I don't believe there are:shrug:; it's a bit unprecedented. Apparently there are people who write in "Mickey Mouse" as their vote.

 

[mojoey]

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, HuntingAndFishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks ...Troubled User ------- REPLY:
Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 installed and work on improving the configuration. I suggest installing the background application YesDear 99.0 to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to do this before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as CleanAndSweep 3.0, CookIt 1.5 and DoBills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0, but beware because sometimes these applications can be expensive. WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. WARNING!!! Attempting to install NewGirlFriend 8.8 along with Wife 1.0 will crash the system. (see Wife 1.0 manual, Apologize, High Maintenance & Secretary with Short Skirt)

 

[Izack]

Question - is there a provision in your country's laws that the president should be a human?

Apparently not, looking at [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Harper"]our current android[/ame].

 

[Scruce]

I highly recommend this site as it contains an extensive collection of postage stamps for spacecraft.