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[PhantomCruiser]

Universal Autopilot can do it, most of the time.

 

[C3PO]

It was probably a demonstration of how to load a spaceplane like a payload (as the shuttle Buran).:hmm:

Nah. The bat is in a parallel configuration and in danger of foam strike.

 

[Andy44]

Godspeed, Spacebat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_space_bats

:hello:

 

[Anroalh12]

What UAP has a lot of programms. Which is what I have to use?

 

[PhantomCruiser]

I'm at work ATM; but there is a launch autopilot (2 steps) the launch, delay for roll program and launch heading. Step 2 takes over to get the ApA and PeA.

 

[Pipcard]

Gargantua's* got nothing on NGC 1277

*the black hole from Interstellar

 

[liber]

 

[Pipcard]

(Feel So Moon)²

 

[mojoey]

That's no moon...That's a soundstage!

 

[GLS]

Gargantua's* got nothing on NGC 1277

*the black hole from Interstellar

on topic

 

[Izack]

It took me a second to get it, but now it seems so obviously faked. From that location, the Moon should be upside down!

 

[Cosmic Penguin]

Darn it Jurgen Klopp, you have just convinced me to use BVB as my main team on my PC's football game....now who's going to stop Bayern? :dry:

 

[Urwumpe]

Darn it Jurgen Klopp, you have just convinced me to use BVB as my main team on my PC's football game....now who's going to stop Bayern? :dry:

I have a suggestion for you......

 

[PenguinMan94]

There should be a name for that glitch when you crash into a solid surface really hard and you fly out of the solar system spinning extremely fast.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

There should be a name for that glitch when you crash into a solid surface really hard and you fly out of the solar system spinning extremely fast.

Ah, you just discovered the NaN drive!

 

[MattBaker]

If rappers, pro wrestlers and medieval popes get offended when you use their real name...maybe a good use for a time machine would be going back and creating a rapping, wrestling Pope who solves the investiture controversy by spitting mad lines and fighting the Emperor in a cage match.

How bad is it when that sounds like a good idea?

 

[jedidia]

Dear child support,

My son has been repeating the same songverse over and over again for the last 30 minutes. I'm afraid he might have run into a halting problem.

How do I reboot him?

 

[Urwumpe]

Did you try kill -s 1 on him?

 

[jedidia]

I tried to connect the keyboard, but it seemed to upset him... :shifty:

 

[Urwumpe]

I tried to connect the keyboard, but it seemed to upset him... :shifty:

Oh I see... we have a zombie daemon process. I would say, you are doomed.