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Can't it stop raining for some minutes here.... my car reported "low oil" with 100 km left to go, now I reached my destination, but almost need scuba gear for working on my car...

We could use a little rain in DC to cool things down a bit.
 
We could use a little rain in DC to cool things down a bit.

Be careful what you wish for.... Oranienburg near Berlin got 253 liters of rain per square meter in 24 hours. Thats about one year of rain in a day.

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I am loving it.... bought motor oil yesterday after looking under the hood for the allowed oil standards... now its the wrong oil.

Bought: 5W-30, VW Norm 502 00
Needed: 5W-30, VW Norm 504 00

Can't they build engines that work with any 5W-30 oil without warning me about fatal engine failures?
 
How can this work... I watch "Two And A Half Men" in German TV via cable TV. In its original english version for the first time, usually its in the German dub here.

My girlfriend watches the same channel in a different state via satellite. She watches it in German version.

How can this happen?

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Now, after the first commercial break, its back to boring German to me. Was more fun in English.
 
It should be possible to make multiple audio tracks available also via broadcast/cable TV. At least that appears to be the case on digital satellite TV, but I've never actually used that feature. Only remember reading something along those lines, so take it with a grain of salt.
 
It should be possible to make multiple audio tracks available also via broadcast/cable TV. At least that appears to be the case on digital satellite TV, but I've never actually used that feature. Only remember reading something along those lines, so take it with a grain of salt.

Did already check this option here... just German available right now.
 
Yeah - most transmissions via digital sat or digital cable have multiple audio tracks here. Usually localised and original. Excellent for me as I prefer original verions of English / US shows (with one exception).
 
Yeah - most transmissions via digital sat or digital cable have multiple audio tracks here. Usually localised and original. Excellent for me as I prefer original verions of English / US shows (with one exception).

Damn... I want the English track back.

Now I just need a button to disable the annoying laughter. I decide what I find funny.
 
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Yep, X-Plane's night lighting is slightly improved compared to FSX's. 10 years do make a difference, it seems.

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Additional randomness: now these are high-speed trains!


(yes, a train does not need to be that fast for a fighter to be able to fly alongside it, but still)
 
Yeah - most transmissions via digital sat or digital cable have multiple audio tracks here.
DVB-T too.
With small exceptions, like one of TV networks not supporting it on either of their channels, but only giving 1 to 3 audio tracks (e.g. stereo, Dolby something), all with Polish dubbing/voice-over only, without an option for switching to the original track - they do the same over DVB-S or DVB-C (I hate watching Marvel movies on their channels).
 
Apologies for the horrible quality, but today I went on a bike ride and got near Venegono from the north, where the Aermacchi M346 are assembled, and I got to see one doing some pattern work:
 
*Disclaimer: this is a joke.

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