Question If you were the first person on Mars what would you say?

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"Hold on....this looks nothing like the desert we just trained in. I thought we'd get some money for participating and that would be it. I'm calling my lawyer. Wait, why can't I get a good signal on my Blackberry? I thought I'd be able to since the whole map was red..."
 

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That's for when you catch a Martian disease after catching one of their mad curates with a giant walking machine and transfusing its blood into yourself.

...Or am I thinking of something completely different? :lol:
 

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I would say "pete conrad, this is for you.... *jumps off* HOLY SSHHHIIIII------......"
 

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yarr this planet be mine, now where did I bury mah tresure arrrr!:facepalm:
 

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"Let's see those Jehovah's Witnesses pester me now!"

Actually had a pair of them show up at my tree stand last deer season.

Other possibilities:

"What do you mean it's last call? I JUST GOT HERE!"

"I hereby declare this village now has it's idiot."

"Nice beach, but the surf sucks."

"Hi, you must be Mike."
 
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"We're here! Everybody remember where we parked, and meet back here in 6 hours"
 

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"Uh oh, I think I locked the keys inside the lander."
 

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"Its a different color of desolation on this one."
 
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I would say:

"That's another small step for a man, another giant leap for mankind."
 

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"Has anyone seen the flight plan? I just had it a second ago..."
 

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"Geronimo! *Jumps off lander* Umm Houston I can report that the ground is softer than I thought. :facepalm: "

"Man, where can I get something to eat around here."

"*pees self* Umm Houston I thought you said there'd be a gas station on the way."

"Hello there little guy... OH GOD GET OFF MY FACE! DON'T! STOP! GET THE HELL OFF ME!... Houston it appears the locals aren't to friendly."

"So, wheres those damn demons?"
"Umm we lied the events of Doom didn't really happen."
"Um Houston... F*** YOU!!!"
"*Static*"
"Oh hang up on me now?"

Darren

Edit: "So Houston... How long am I supposed to be here?"
"3 years at the least."
"Damn. *Runs into lander and starts pressing 'T'*"

Edit2: "Hey Houston. (Childish voice)"
"What?"
"Guess what?"
"What?"
*Runs up and kicks Mars rover*"Guess who this is!"
 
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I'd shout "Oh My God!" Then scream and turn off the radio. (ok...I copied that from "From the Earth to the Moon":rofl:
I was about to say that. :p

"Okay Huston, we've had a problem here."
 
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Well if the moon was a small step and a giant leap what would this be?
or
uh Houston whats the number for Jimmy John's? i wanna see how fast they can get here.
 
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