Question If you were the first person on Mars what would you say?

[jstowe96]

Well first id be in a special training excersice on earth after that we got into a space shuttle and took off and set our course for mars but on the screen mars didnt look so red more like brownish sand we took off 2 seconds later i thought we were there and got out.

I yelled OMG!!! Its Mars!!!!!
(Car passes by and honks)

WTH?!?! They got better technology than us!!!!

 

[Jer95]

Astronaut:Mars!! *5 minutes later* owww whats that burning feel in my skin?"
Houston: Thats cosmic rays
Astronaut: Cosmic rays?? deep solar minimum and this demagnetized planet! 2020 is not a good year to go to mars, Houston!
Houston:...
*goes back to DG4 and checks computer*
Astronaut: Ohh....! Cosmic ray fluxes are 1.5x higher than 2009!
Houston: you should look at this posted 11 years ago: Cosmic Rays Hit Space Age High
Astronaut: Wait, theres internet on Mars??
Houston:Yes there is
3 days later
*Astronaut hears some Chinese*
"uhh, Houston, why there is a flag in front of me?"
Houston"Uhh lets see, red bg, and 5 stars?? could that be... CHINA???"
"Wait Houston, the Chinese landed before US??"
"Hey look! He got the Spirit rover!"
Houston to other astronaut"Uhh, China, thats our rover!"
6 months later
"Houston, I have cancer!"
"beeeeep beep beep beep! Warning oxygen low!"
Houston"It is because of solar radiation! Im calling a medic!"
"^&*% my oxygens low, need to get back to glider"

 

[Pyromaniac605]

INTERNET ON MARS!?! YAY!!! :lol:
"Umm this is Houston are you sitting on a rover up there?"
"Yes. You got a problem Houston?"
"Well, yes."
"Why."
"That rover cost millions of dollars."
"So, what you gonna do to get me off."
"Hit 'im with the arm."
"He snapped the arm off."
"$#%@"
~1 year later
"Boy this sure is a comfy rover Houston."
*Lander lands next to astronaut."
"Umm Houston..."
"Yeah."
"Did you send someone to get me off?"
"We sure did."
*Astronaut gets beaten up*
"On second thought the rover wasn't that comfy."

Darren

 

[Iberville]

I would say.... At last!

 

[shangding]

hello any body home?

 

[OrbiterSpore]

ALL HAIL DAH PROBA!! :rofl:

 

[Pyromaniac605]

ALL HAIL DAH PROBA!! :rofl:

DISRESPECTING THE PROBE SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!!
wned:

Darren

 

[Pinguinboy]

"I landed here much in Orbiter, but hell yeah, what a freakin' deserted place. Wow, red sand..... interesting...." (*Tripod is coming from behind* :lol: )

 

[OrbiterSpore]

DISRESPECTING THE PROBE SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD!!!
wned:

Darren

i diidn't said nutin! i said rofl cause its ironic the biggest easter egg!

 

[jinglesassy]

We spent 200 billion to go from our blue marble to this huge desert? MONEY WELL SPENT!

 

[flytandem]

Well it doesn't look like much right now but with a little TLC it has some potential.

 

[Pyromaniac605]

i diidn't said nutin! i said rofl cause its ironic the biggest easter egg!

Becuase you do not

HAIL DAH PROBA!!

you Hail the Probe! or :hail:

Darren

 

[fireballs619]

Becuase you do not you Hail the Probe! or :hail:

Darren

The Probe is not a jealous Probe. As long as it is hailed, it does not care in what manner the hailing occurs. H41l TEH PR0B3!¡

 

[Ghostrider]

The Probe is not a jealous Probe. As long as it is hailed, it does not care in what manner the hailing occurs. H41l TEH PR0B3!¡

You betrayed the Probe! Thum Probe Ke Vishwasth Karthe Ho!