Question If you were the first person on Mars what would you say?

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What would happen if you steped out and said nothing? Just started working silently while everyone were expecting something epic? :hmm:
 

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I'd buy an electric guitar, learn to play it on the way, then do this (for everyone who has listened to Air on a G String during their interplanetary voyages with Orbitersound's MP3 player):


Seriously, I'd probably say something along the lines of "Well, it's been a long journey from staring at the sky on the cool, dark nights from my back yard to actually getting here - thankyou Earth."
 

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I'd buy an electric guitar, learn to play it on the way, then do this (for everyone who has listened to Air on a G String during their interplanetary voyages with Orbitersound's MP3 player):

Not to disapoint you, but to play like this, you'll have to go on a trip to the neptunian moons or something like that, or you start practicing several years before departure...

I heard good old Sebastian rock before, but I never heard him rock that hard! :blink:
 

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"I declare Mars and all its natural and unnatural resources, satellites and other orbiting objects for the :probe:. :hail::probe:!"

radio begins to play patriotic songs about the glory of the Probe and the happiness of life on Mars.
 

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No! I only noticed that irony a while after I posted. :facepalm:

I was referring only to geography and climate. Sorry if it seemed rude.
Don't worry about it I was jut kidding. :thumbup:

Darren

Edit: "Great landing guys."
"Was it really that great Houston?"
"Yeah, now the first test we need you to do is see how hot the heatshield is on the lander."
"Ok now if I just" *Takes glove off* *decompression sounds* *choking*
"@#$#!, I told you we should have made the gloves permanentely attached."

Edit2: "I just need to confirm that this is Mars."
*Goes inside lander and presses F9*
"Umm, Houston it appears that Visual Helpers isn't working."

Edit3: "Hey, so they did finish OFMM." Just kidding guys calm down.
 
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Ack ack! Ack ack ACK ack ack!

"Don't run! We are your friends!"?

I'd scream out a load of oscenities in various different languages. Just because it would be funny to read the history books in the future.

The first words uttered by a human on Mars were: "F................."
 

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"This is awesome".

My second sentence on Mars would be "Y'all need to come up here and make yourselves comfortable". ;)
 

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"You reckon Hawkins could get to the Moon from here?"
(Yes I just watched Space Cowboys :lol: )

Darren
 

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this is a glorious moment in man's history, for the first time, a species from the planet earth has stepped on another.... hey WHAT? how come there's a MacDonald's here?


to all of you folks back home who made this possible, remeber - you're watching it on FOX!


two heroic astronauts stand before me, but i only have one flag... in... my... hands..., the man which i do not call must immediately pack your bags.... and.... go..... home
 

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this is a glorious moment in man's history, for the first time, a species from the planet earth has stepped on another.... hey WHAT? how come there's a MacDonald's here?
Same people who put those Starbucks all over the Moon. When we decided to commercialise spaceflight, this isn't what we meant!!
 

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I'd say: "¡Corten! ¡Buena toma!" what in my deplorable english I can translate as: "Cut off! Good Taking!"

Then I'd take the helmet off and return to the ship smoking a cigarrette. :rofl:
 

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Well, I just saw Independence Day for the first time and the 2001 reference made me rofl to death (But it seems that he never said it in 2001). So I'd say: "Good Morning, Dave"
 

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i have two floating in my head;

Life is one big rose tinted world

or

someone get me a green lens so I can see the 3D!
 
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