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[Artlav]

If not for the last one and canonical ending.
It's just weird and sad.

 

[sitha241]

Fireworks. Definitely fireworks.

Keep your fingers safe, sitha241, it hurts a lot for a while when one blows up in your hands, and that's the best case.

these blue ones are not causing your hand hurt, they cause your hand blow away I had put lighter on them so you can get idea of size

I'l keep my fingers safe

 

[Quick_Nick]

I don't know if this was the worst day to start playing Metro 2033 or the best day.
My laptop couldn't keep up with the game on Steam (I got a free download key). So I played a couple hours with OnLive. This is surely the most terrifying game I am willing to play... Earbuds are enough, I don't think I could do this with real surround sound. :lol:

 

[mojoey]

I don't know if this was the worst day to start playing Metro 2033 or the best day.
My laptop couldn't keep up with the game on Steam (I got a free download key). So I played a couple hours with OnLive. This is surely the most terrifying game I am willing to play... Earbuds are enough, I don't think I could do this with real surround sound. :lol:

Go play Alan Wake, then come talk to me.

 

[Quick_Nick]

Go play Alan Wake, then come talk to me.

I know Metro is by no means the scariest game, just the worst I ever want to subject myself to. :lol:
I'll take note and cross Alan Wake off my list of games to play alone on no sleep.

 

[mojoey]

I know Metro is by no means the scariest game, just the worst I ever want to subject myself to. :lol:
I'll take note and cross Alan Wake off my list of games to play alone on no sleep.

Alan Wake and Amnesia are the games that you need to play in a dark room.

 

[MattBaker]

I remember the near-heart attack condition I got when I was playing Alan Wake, tried really hard to fend of enemies and then our town had a total blackout, so I would not recommend playing it during night.

 

[werdna]

NASA scientists detect rouge asteroid on near light-speed collision course with Earth

Goodbye everyone.

 

[Pipcard]

NASA scientists detect rouge asteroid on near light-speed collision course with Earth

Goodbye everyone.

You could've linked it to a rickroll or something. Or Trololo.

 

[werdna]

You could've linked it to a rickroll or something. Or Trololo.

Why bother? Either way, we're all going to die once it hits.

 

[mojoey]

2100...I'm still here.

 

[Scav]

rouge asteroid

So . . . the asteroid is comprised of ferric oxide?

 

[HazMatt]

NASA scientists detect rouge asteroid

Not a rogue asteroid? The rouge asteroid has rosy cheeks. :blush:

 

[FordPrefect]

Now, that the Mayan calender ended...
whatever dawn of a new era she is meditating to, she is beautiful! :yes:

 

[Cras]

Alan Wake and Amnesia are the games that you need to play in a dark room.

and Dead Space

and Bioshock

 

[Urwumpe]

Alan Wake and Amnesia are the games that you need to play in a dark room.

Try Dangerous Waters in a dark room. No music. No other noises than in-game.

And then have the first 20K ping after 2 hours of listening to procreating whales.

 

[n122vu]

Zork Nemesis. The Sanitarium level.

 

[Scav]

Try Dangerous Waters in a dark room. No music. No other noises than in-game.

And then have the first 20K ping after 2 hours of listening to procreating whales.

Try "Conn, Sonar! Torpedo in the water...!" after an equal amount of nothing.

 

[Star Voyager]

"Conn, sonar! Crazy Ivan!"

 

[Urwumpe]

Try "Conn, Sonar! Torpedo in the water...!" after an equal amount of nothing.

Thats still harmless compared to having the active sonar ping right before the "torpedo in the water" warning. :lol: "

Torpedo in the water only means, you have heard one of them somewhere, but the seeker is not yet active and not pointed at you.

If you hear the active sonar of the torpedo as first sign, a damned Helix dropped one right near you and you have seconds left to make sure you are either too far away for it to find you or too fast to follow you.