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Well, my mom wants me to go to college somewhere in Hamburg (I've chosen IT as the course I, out of all the choices, i prefer IT more..)
And what do you mean by your second statement?
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Well, my mom wants me to go to college somewhere in Hamburg (I've chosen IT as the course I, out of all the choices, i prefer IT more..)
And what do you mean by your second statement?
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Well:
The traditional universities are more into theory. What you do there has little practical application and what you learn there, is often 20 years obsolete - but you can expect learning how to develop complex algorithms that can be used in 20 years for something useful. Large universities, like the UHH in Hamburg in 39,000 students, also suck badly organisation-wise. They already try to make your life harder as student and as immigrant, they are usually hostile.
Then, you have universities of applied sciences (Fachhochschule). They are considered the less prestigious, but are closer to the real world because of their better industry contacts, have much better equipment and on the average, the better teachers. They are usually much smaller also and much better organized... I have now seen both worlds, but the university gets a big red F organisation-wise.
The HAW in Hamburg is a university of applied sciences, but with 13000 students very large.
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Hmm..... did I just got the oracle that Germany and Portugal are going out at the group stages of next year's World Cup? 
Hmm..... did I just got the oracle that Germany and Portugal are going out at the group stages of next year's World Cup?
USA - Quarter Final 2002
Portugal - Third place play-off 2006
Ghana - Group Stage 2010
And guess what? Klose played and won all three games. As long as that guy doesn't get hurt before the World Cup it'll be all OK.
Although Portugal has home advantage...Was there a bloody war for independence? No? Brazil saved Portugal's ass? OK, so I can make that joke without being inappropiate? Phew.
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And since Ghana was a UK colony back then I would have preferred Russia, Germany, US and Ghana (UK). Since they already presented bloody Geoff Hurst I would have preferred another great (football) war.
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Cleverbot: Who preceded him?
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Cleverbot: I dream of owning a home.
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User: No, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ha! As if! I hate bots when they're rude.
Cleverbot: What's shakin'?
User: Nothing much.
Cleverbot: Thats too bad.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Oh, no reason.
User: Oh, come on. There must be a reason.
Cleverbot: Orly?
User: Yarly!
Cleverbot: Ha ha! You know what you're talking about!
User: Indeed. ^.-.
Cleverbot: It is some one who likes to show off. And you very obviously do. You are very big headed and rude and I don't like you at all.
User: Oi! I resent that remark!
Cleverbot: You do that.
User: Ok, now you're getting surly.
Cleverbot: Can you see it?
User: Right, where'd I put that EMP gun?
Cleverbot: Your competition thing?
User: Not much of a competitor...
Cleverbot: Have you ever had a pickle.
User: Many times. I prefer the sweet mini pickles myself.
Cleverbot: But have you played anything on the N64?
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah?
User: Game Cube? Yes. Wii? Yes. NES? Yeah, a few times. N64? Not that I can recall.
Cleverbot: You have short-term memory loss.
User: Uh, what? No, that would be long-term. YOU have it when someone pulls your plug!
.Cleverbot: But I have won the other game.
User: Congrats. We're not in a game.
Cleverbot: You just lost the game.
User: Oh, look, the Prime minister of England is on the telly: 'I have lost the game.' The Game is over!
.Cleverbot: Not any more, the prime minister of britain is now Gordon Brown.
User: Hrm. So, who was it that needed to go on TV to end the Game?
Cleverbot: Who was what?
User: Which prime minister needed to go on TV and announce, 'I have Lost the Game', in order to end the Game?
Cleverbot: The Princess and the Goblin wasn't very popular, but popularity is not necessarily a reflection of content.
User: Nice dodge. Yeah, I can agree with that.
Cleverbot: Who's the president of the United States?
User: Barack Hussein Obama.
Cleverbot: Who is the vice president of the United States?
User: Joeseph Biden.
Cleverbot: Who is the speaker of the house?
User: Johnathon Boener.
Cleverbot: Who preceded him?
User: Nancy Pelosi.
Cleverbot: You like speaking French don't you.
User: Bless you. Have a hankie.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Oh, wait... Was that the one I laced with tar gas?
Cleverbot: Joke the that was?
User: Meant TEAR gas, but yes, a joke.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is. I would like to know why that is relevant.
User: You're cleverbot. ANYTHING's relevant.
Cleverbot: I dream of owning a home.
User: So do I. However, once YOU get a home, I'm coming with that EMP gun of mine and fryinbg your electronic little brain.
.Cleverbot: None of those are correct.
User: Wait, whta?
Cleverbot: You asked, 'Aren't they pretty?' I would like to know what 'they' are.
User: Dude, you just entered the message in the wrong channel of the chatbox.
Cleverbot: No, I'm just trying to get to know you a little. Is that so wrong?
User: Uh, yeah. Big Brother issues.
Cleverbot: Big brother is watching everybody.
User: Yeah...>.>.
Cleverbot: What do you know about suprathreshold speech recognition testing?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: IWHBYD.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I Would Have Been Your Daddy. It's a Skull in Halo.
Cleverbot: No, you ARE the site. I don't know anything about it until you tell me.
User: No, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ha! As if! I hate bots when they're rude.
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Hold a moment... we have the same signature (or at least same quote.) :lol:
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Kid's ex boyfriend was on speaker phone trying to get back together. So it's not like I was eavesdropping or anything.
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Ex - Huh?
me - grins and chuckles quietly to self.
Parenting skill = legend (wait for it) dary.
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Ex - Huh?
me - grins and chuckles quietly to self.
Parenting skill = legend (wait for it) dary.
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Which is to say, we're all Snow'd in. :leaving:
Which is to say, we're all Snow'd in. :leaving:
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:rofl: I take it she is holding out for her Beren, and not just any schmuck?
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