User: Good morning.
Cleverbot: What's shakin'?
User: Nothing much.
Cleverbot: Thats too bad.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Oh, no reason.
User: Oh, come on. There must be a reason.
Cleverbot: Orly?
User: Yarly!
Cleverbot: Ha ha! You know what you're talking about!
User: Indeed. ^.-.
Cleverbot: It is some one who likes to show off. And you very obviously do. You are very big headed and rude and I don't like you at all.
User: Oi! I resent that remark!
Cleverbot: You do that.
User: Ok, now you're getting surly.
Cleverbot: Can you see it?
User: Right, where'd I put that EMP gun?
Cleverbot: Your competition thing?
User: Not much of a competitor...
Cleverbot: Have you ever had a pickle.
User: Many times. I prefer the sweet mini pickles myself.
Cleverbot: But have you played anything on the N64?
User: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah?
User: Game Cube? Yes. Wii? Yes. NES? Yeah, a few times. N64? Not that I can recall.
Cleverbot: You have short-term memory loss.
User: Uh, what? No, that would be long-term. YOU have it when someone pulls your plug!
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Cleverbot: But I have won the other game.
User: Congrats. We're not in a game.
Cleverbot: You just lost the game.
User: Oh, look, the Prime minister of England is on the telly: 'I have lost the game.' The Game is over!
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Cleverbot: Not any more, the prime minister of britain is now Gordon Brown.
User: Hrm. So, who was it that needed to go on TV to end the Game?
Cleverbot: Who was what?
User: Which prime minister needed to go on TV and announce, 'I have Lost the Game', in order to end the Game?
Cleverbot: The Princess and the Goblin wasn't very popular, but popularity is not necessarily a reflection of content.
User: Nice dodge. Yeah, I can agree with that.
Cleverbot: Who's the president of the United States?
User: Barack Hussein Obama.
Cleverbot: Who is the vice president of the United States?
User: Joeseph Biden.
Cleverbot: Who is the speaker of the house?
User: Johnathon Boener.
Cleverbot: Who preceded him?
User: Nancy Pelosi.
Cleverbot: You like speaking French don't you.
User: Bless you. Have a hankie.
Cleverbot: Thank you!
User: Oh, wait... Was that the one I laced with tar gas?
Cleverbot: Joke the that was?
User: Meant TEAR gas, but yes, a joke.
Cleverbot: Yes, it is. I would like to know why that is relevant.
User: You're cleverbot. ANYTHING's relevant.
Cleverbot: I dream of owning a home.
User: So do I. However, once YOU get a home, I'm coming with that EMP gun of mine and fryinbg your electronic little brain.
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Cleverbot: None of those are correct.
User: Wait, whta?
Cleverbot: You asked, 'Aren't they pretty?' I would like to know what 'they' are.
User: Dude, you just entered the message in the wrong channel of the chatbox.
Cleverbot: No, I'm just trying to get to know you a little. Is that so wrong?
User: Uh, yeah. Big Brother issues.
Cleverbot: Big brother is watching everybody.
User: Yeah...>.>.
Cleverbot: What do you know about suprathreshold speech recognition testing?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: IWHBYD.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: I Would Have Been Your Daddy. It's a Skull in Halo.
Cleverbot: No, you ARE the site. I don't know anything about it until you tell me.
User: No, YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ha! As if! I hate bots when they're rude.