Humor Random Comments Thread

[Artlav]

It's that time again!

 

[n122vu]

Diet Coke and Mentos!!!!

 

[Wishbone]

Here's what I look like after too much kryptonite tonite:

 

[DanM]

It's that time again!

Satan Claus?

That reminds me of when my friend's family were at the Alamo. They had to see a video before the tour, it talked about how Santa Anna killed every last one of the men at the Alamo. This played out

Friend's Brother: This is gonna give me all kinds of bad dreams
Friend's Mom: Don't worry Billy, this happened a very long time ago, it will never happen again. Don't worry.
Brother: But why would Santa do all those bad things?

Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

In other news, I've been pondering science lately. Fire. Water. Air and dirt. Magnets, how do they work?

 

[Pilot7893]

In other news, I've been pondering science lately. Fire. Water. Air and dirt. Magnets, how do they work?

Perhaps you would like to hear from a scientist?

 

[n72.75]

Guys: I think we've got a little off topic.

 

[Urwumpe]

Magnets, how do they work?

Do you mean pure untamed electromagnetism or ferromagnetism? Both are actually the same kind of magnetism, but ferromagnetism is a special quantum-chemical state, that depends mostly on crystalline structure.

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Ferromagnetism

 

[DanM]

Do you mean pure untamed electromagnetism or ferromagnetism? Both are actually the same kind of magnetism, but ferromagnetism is a special quantum-chemical state, that depends mostly on crystalline structure.

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Ferromagnetism

What did I say about scientists?
In case you didn't know, it's a meme.

The female has obscured my vision with an enterprise that builds and organizes knowledge in the form of testable explanations and predictions about the natural world. Whoever can figure that out gets points. I have no clue what the points do, either.

Guys: I think we've got a little off topic.

That's the point

 

[garyw]

memes. I hate memes. I hate the word. I hate everything about them.

 

[Urwumpe]

memes. I hate memes. I hate the word. I hate everything about them.

I can only agree. Especially since most internet memes are actually no real memes.

https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Meme

The cult of the probe is a meme. A single sentence assembled out of popular catch phrases is not.

 

[Suzy]

Let's go east then.

Guess the place:

A Roskosmos ISS tracking station somewhere in Kazakhstan?

 

[Linguofreak]

289 K here. At night. In the northern hemisphere. In December.

Why did humanity decide to settle Texas? And why the heck does Winter skip this state..?

 

[Izack]

memes. I hate memes. I hate the word. I hate everything about them.

I found memes more entertaining before making Internet memes became in itself a meme.

 

[Unstung]

memes. I hate memes. I hate the word. I hate everything about them.

Does that mean you are disloyal to the ? D:

 

[DanM]

Random Teenage Boy: Look at my daddy! Look what I can do! Look at me daddy!
Dad: WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU SICK WEIRDO?!?!?!?!
*Kid screaming and random elephant noises*

 

[Xyon]

Currently the temperature outside my flat is 270K. The temperature in my bathroom is 268. I feel like I'm being robbed of temperature at the moment.

 

[TSPenguin]

Currently the temperature outside my flat is 270K. The temperature in my bathroom is 268. I feel like I'm being robbed of temperature at the moment.

The insulation at the freezer door has become too brittle. The tech said it will take the better part of next week to fix it.

Party at Dougs!

 

[Urwumpe]

Very wet snowfall here at the moment, about 274.5 K temperature outside, comfortable 295K inside, thanks to my computer acting as heating element.

 

[Spacethingy]

Yeeeeeeeeeee-haaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
:bananadance::banana:
First manually reached orbit in a DGIV feels goooooooood......

 

[Xyon]

The insulation at the freezer door has become too brittle. The tech said it will take the better part of next week to fix it.

Party at Dougs!

You bring Jolene, I'll bring the whiskey. :thumbup: