Humor Random Comments Thread

[Urwumpe]

I find it mildly overused, particularly for a name that is connected to rather abject failure too. Why would I want to name my ship after that?

Daedalus was successful. Phaeton failed and Volkswagen named a (mildy successful) car after him.

EDIT: Aw wrong, it was Icarus who failed with Daedalus, Phaeton was a similar failure in mythology.

 

[n122vu]

One of my favorite puzzle/mystery video games of all time, owned it on the 3DO:

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Of all the titles proposed for the film, including many joke titles, Damon Lindelof preferred "Star Trek: Transformers 4" best: "It's technically available, we can go there!"

...mumbles bitterly about Michael Bay, Lindelof, and the ending to LOST.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

Wow. The North American T-6 has been flying for 75 years, and to celebrate, a large flight of them will fly up the Potomac River next to Washington, D.C..

http://news.yahoo.com/wwii-trainer-icon-flight-marks-75-years-sky-132026378.html

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This is just awesome customer service...

From imgur, but it is confirmed to be true.

 

[SolarLiner]

[math]\sqrt{\sqrt{\cos(x)}*\cos(200 x)+\sqrt{abs(x)-0.7}*(4-x^2)}[/math]
This might not be the correct day for this, but still

 

[Spacethingy]

This is just awesome customer service... From imgur, but it is confirmed to be true.

*Spacethingy cries after comparing his experiences with his ISP's customer services.*

I despair of Sourceforge sometimes. This is a project of the month for crying out loud.

 

[N_Molson]

Coffee... Suffocating smell...

You russians are more into tea anyway. Which has extremely similar effects.

 

[MattBaker]

You russians are more into tea anyway. Which has extremely similar effects.

I think taste is much more important in the decision between tea and coffee, I'll stay neutral by saying I drink neither.:shifty:

 

[n122vu]

Speaking of simpits...

 

[Athena]

 

[SolarLiner]

User: No!

Cleverbot: Then will you help me?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: You don't like pancakes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?

User: Np.

Cleverbot: What?!

User: No.

Cleverbot: No what?

User: No no.

Cleverbot: No no no what?

User: Yes no no.

Cleverbot: No no yes .

User: Yes no yes.

Cleverbot: No no no no no no yes.

User: Yes no no no no no yes yes.

Cleverbot: No no no no no no no yes no yes no no no yes yes.

User: Yes no no yes no yes yes yes no no yes ye yes.

Cleverbot: No no no, yes no yes no no yes yes no no no no yes no.

User: No no no, yes no yes no no yes yes no no no no yes no, yes yesy eys.

Cleverbot: No yes no no yes yes.

User: Yes no no.

Cleverbot: Yes no yes.

And...
Cleverbot: What is the squareroot of 25?

User: 5.

Cleverbot: No, the maximum level in World of Warcraft is 80.

Cleverbot is still soo funny :lol:

 

[MattBaker]

The Baker Theorem: Every AI is distinguishable from real humans by the number of times it denies your humanity.

You would think after decades of psychology we would finally be able to simulate a perfect human being. Or maybe there lies the problem.

 

[mojoey]

The Baker Theorem: Every AI is distinguishable from real humans by the number of times it denies your humanity.

You would think after decades of psychology we would finally be able to simulate a perfect human being. Or maybe there lies the problem.

Urwumpe is as close as they got, then he went all Subject Zero on them.

 

[Athena]

Urwumpe is as close as they got

:rofl:

 

[Artlav]

Sunday's random "what if" video time.
What would happen if you run 700 times more than rated current through a neon bulb?
Not exactly what one would expect.

 

[MaverickSawyer]

That's it? Aw... I was expecting a pop!

 

[Artlav]

That's it? Aw... I was expecting a pop!

What's the fun in that?

The video does not really do it justice - that flickering at the start produced quite a light show of red and blue.

 

[N_Molson]

Another Monday morning coming... aww...

 

[MattBaker]

Another Monday morning coming... aww...

Another Monday morning coming and I can't sleep.
And it's the first real day at the new job.

We're all gonna die!

 

[N_Molson]

No kidding !

 

[Evil_Onyx]