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The trouble with kids: Just prepending sudo before a request doesn't make them any more likely to do it. And they don't give a darn about permissions either.
 
Ha, I wish I could separate their environment from critical processes! :lol:

Its easy. Just install a firewall. And then a second. And put alligators with lasers on their head between the firewalls. Don't use lava, children can jump over it. And finally, put their mother behind the final door.
 
The trouble with kids: Just prepending sudo before a request doesn't make them any more likely to do it. And they don't give a darn about permissions either.

Protip: Unix is ***not*** where you want to learn parenting skills. If CPS hears you talking about killing zombie children...
 
My ship just arrived in Port Everglades and I am going to be in town until we head home to Buzzards Bay Monday AM. Looking to rent a car to get up to KSC either tomorrow or Sunday. I hear CRS-10 is on the pad!

While on the ship I occupied myself watching a lot of movies. I finally saw Star Wars Episode VII. I didn't realize that the Empire was referring to the British Empire, as it seemed everyone had a British accent. The sun truly does not set on the British Empire, at least not until the Star-Killer Base finishes charging.
 
No one expects the Star Trek Insurrection!
 
It was an odd number, so you could kinda see it coming :lol:

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It seems the cat started using the potty :facepalm:
 
Imagining the conversation in the truck from 8:50 - 9:50 has me in tears.

The video is all the same spot in Durham, North Carolina.

 
Looks like the 8 inches are always 8 inches too much....

Seriously.... how?! Here, we have a simple light metal box hanging in front of a low tunnel at the same height... if you can't fit below the metal bar, don't even think about the tunnel. Is this some kind of American humor?

Or something like that:
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Looks like the 8 inches are always 8 inches too much....

Seriously.... how?! Here, we have a simple light metal box hanging in front of a low tunnel at the same height... if you can't fit below the metal bar, don't even think about the tunnel. Is this some kind of American humor?

Or something like that:
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There are just way too many underpasses in the US for something like that to be put everywhere. Besides, in many of thee cases the underpass is right next to an intersection, so there's nowhere to put that. I've seen it used for train tunnels, I think, though.

Basically, there are signs telling you ahead of time what the height restriction is, and the driver is responsible for knowing the height of his own vehicle, even if it's a rental truck. Get stuck, get a citation, probably get charged for fixing the bridge. And your insurance company will be pleased as well.
 
Looks like the 8 inches are always 8 inches too much....

Seriously.... how?! Here, we have a simple light metal box hanging in front of a low tunnel at the same height... if you can't fit below the metal bar, don't even think about the tunnel. Is this some kind of American humor?

Or something like that:
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That thing they hit? That IS the safety guard. It's made from some rather stout square steel tubing, because American drivers are idiots.:facepalm:
This bridge, which I've heard called "the can opener bridge", has even made the national nightly news...
[ame="http://youtu.be/TS7WYn0qxzM"]This Bridge Continues Wreaking Havoc on Unsuspecting Truck Drivers | NBC Nightly News - YouTube[/ame]
 
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Re #23199 above.

Excellent stuff, I'm guessing the two with the straw-bales on the back are self-employed? The second driver must be now. The guy who came back after he thought about it later, a touch of genius(08:50, last clip).

If that happened in the UK, about 1 in 3 would have had other vehicles in the back of them. Lots drive too close here.

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Looks like the 8 inches are always 8 inches too much....

Seriously.... how?! Here, we have a simple light metal box hanging in front of a low tunnel at the same height... if you can't fit below the metal bar, don't even think about the tunnel. Is this some kind of American humor?

"There is an “overheight when flashing” sign with flashing lights that are triggered by vehicles that are too tall."

"The actual clearance of the crash beam right in front of the trestle is 11 feet 10.8 inches, which gives it a 2.8 inch safety margin. The MUTCD allows for a maximum of 3 inches difference between the signage and the actual clearance."

I wonder if a billboard with images of ruined trucks, or a big TV screen with the previously posted video playing would get the message across.

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My ship just arrived in Port Everglades and I am going to be in town until we head home to Buzzards Bay Monday AM. Looking to rent a car to get up to KSC either tomorrow or Sunday. I hear CRS-10 is on the pad!

While on the ship I occupied myself watching a lot of movies. I finally saw Star Wars Episode VII. I didn't realize that the Empire was referring to the British Empire, as it seemed everyone had a British accent. The sun truly does not set on the British Empire, at least not until the Star-Killer Base finishes charging.

Hah, I went there on the 10th!
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Also did the optional Launch Control Center tour, which was especially neat.

For what it's worth, I can confirm that the F9 was indeed on the pad. :lol:
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(A 105mm lens can only do so much.)

As soon as I get home and go over my pictures I'll post them, obviously.
 
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I would guess, that is why videos of the same crash from different camera perspectives can be seen on Youtube. I just miss a chase cam.
 
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