Problem? No problem with Mosin, comrade.
I should do an entry for the Stgw90...
You could avoid cleaning it, but the mere possession of it induces OCD.
You can hit a coin hidden in the barn. Actually, you HAVE to hit it or else.
What's "cheap"?
There ain't no such thing as a "safety". There are only fire selection levers.
Your rifle has a sling, a length of paracord to make it longer, and an expensive sling attachment that does the same thing.
Your bayonet digs a pretty trench.
You can put a hole in the center of a paper target at 300m. Actually, you must do it. Or else.
When out of ammo your rifle makes you look like an extra from an action movie.
Recoil? You call that recoil? Send for the the Hecate!
Your sight adjustment requires the use of a pocket computer.
Your rifle is too nice to be used in actual combat.
You paid over 2000 CHF for it. Either out of your own pocket or through taxes.
You get all of your ammo at the range.
Where is my bayonet again?
Service life, couple of generation minimum.
Change cartridge sizes? Why?
You don't repair your rifle, you pay someone to do it.
You consider it a badge of honor when you put all of your rounds into the 5 points score area at 300. In fact, you'd better do exactly that. Or else.
After a long day at the range, you relax by watching "Bridget Jones' Diary". You ever tell anyone, I'll kill you.
After cleaning your rifle you have to clean your boots.
Your rifle's accessories are made by Swarovski or Cartier, if prices are any indication.
Your rifle's finish is probably more expensive than many countries' whole service weapons.
Your wife tolerates your wallmounted pictures of Ashley Greene, as long as she can borrow your rifle.
Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to pose in front of the mirror saying "Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?"